# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/742 "2022-01-15T07:32:30Z")
That is fantastic! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/743 "2022-01-15T07:35:21Z")
“_We are contacting you to see if you would be **opened** to sitting down with us for an on-camera interview._” Edjuamakashon. What ever happened to that? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/744 "2022-01-15T12:10:17Z")
Fox News jumps on the pee-drinking bandwagon, offering up a book of piss cocktail recipes to their fans. Way to own the libs! > **[Cocktail guide offers recipes made with urine](https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/cocktail-guide-offers-recipes-made-with-urine)** > > Drinking pee becomes more palatable.  ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/745 "2022-01-15T13:08:48Z")
That was from 2016. I sneeringly shared it on the family chat and then noticed the date and had to delete it. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/746 "2022-01-15T13:16:51Z")
Whoops! It looks like they published it shortly after President PeePee took office. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/747 "2022-01-15T15:58:44Z")
Just saw a headline, “Former Obama Advisor Convicted of Stealing $218K from Schools”. It was _slightly_ misleading: the guy apparently took the money from a charter school fund. Which is still theft, but as far as I am concerned, charter schools themselves are theft. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/748 "2022-01-15T17:07:28Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Whoops! It looks like they published it shortly after President PeePee took office. That explains why Trump brand “Freshly-Squeezed Orange Juice” is $1,000 a bottle. But what is up with the pulp?! ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/749 "2022-01-15T17:32:20Z")
I don’t call him President PeePee for nothing. It’s very rare for anyone to to be as deeply involved with pee as Donald J. Trump. First some Russian hookers might have peed on his bed - and him- just so he could show Obama who was boss and own the libs. Then there was a night on town where the activity of choice was a visit to a nightclub where everyone peed on each other. Then there was the whole Pee Vitamin thing. It is a sad commentary on the state of our educational system that every American does not know about Trump pee vitamins. It used to be that you could send Trump a bottle of piss and $140.00 bucks and he’d send you a bottle of vitamins. For $100 more, you could send him another bottle of piss six months later just to be sure he was sending you the right color vitamin. This was, of course, technically legal, largely due to Republicans deciding that it was a free market violation to impose any regulations whatsoever on vitamins. > **[The Trouble With The Trump Vitamins](https://www.healthline.com/health-news/how-bogus-were-trump-vitamins#The-Vitamins)** > > Nutritionists express serious reservations about vitamins and urine test sold by The Trump Network to a company that still sells the items on its website. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/750 "2022-01-15T18:08:22Z")
Normally, I’d be like “Whuuut? That can’t be true.” But seeing as it involves Trump, it’s just another day. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/751 "2022-01-15T18:34:01Z")
“Flood the zone with shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/752 "2022-01-15T18:35:51Z")
I think you mean “pee”. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/753 "2022-01-15T20:24:44Z")
[![](https://bgr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/bgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Justin-Long-1.jpg) ](https://bgr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/bgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Justin-Long-1.jpg) “I’m a Mac!” [![](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e90deb7fe3260000878c2a5/master/pass/Borowitz-TrumpsMouth.jpg) ](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e90deb7fe3260000878c2a5/master/pass/Borowitz-TrumpsMouth.jpg) “I’m a pee sea.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/754 "2022-01-19T13:29:11Z")
Fox News website headline this morning: [MANHUNT: Career criminal suspected of grisly stabbing death of UCLA remains at large](https://www.foxnews.com/us/los-angeles-police-id-shawn-laval-smith-suspected-killer-brianna-kupfer) The university lingered for awhile in the architecture ward at L.A. General, but ultimately succumbed. USC is accepting transfers. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/755 "2022-01-19T15:11:17Z")
While I wouldn’t attribute that to lying, I would attribute it to a dumbshit headline writer. 2 hours later, it is still their leading headline. [![](https://i.imgur.com/L2uGKEe.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/L2uGKEe.png) I assume UCLA was the white woman… ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/756 "2022-01-19T15:32:01Z")
It only takes a single heartless psychopath to Bruin it for the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/757 "2022-01-19T15:35:54Z")
Actually, the headline is accurate. The person killed was named Ursula Candice Louise Agrippa. Her father played under John Wooden, so was a huge Bruins fan. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/758 "2022-01-19T15:50:01Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Criminal: “How come we’re not investigating the mayor, huh? Maybe THEY are the ones that broke into those shops! Anyway, the DA has it in for me. They’re a poopy-head!” > > Also Criminal: “It’s no fair that I can’t put some of my henchmen on the police investigation team! No fair, no fair no fair!!!” I am reminded of the Adam West _Batman_ episode where the Penguin ran for mayor of Gotham City and declared that he would replace Commissioner Gordon and Chief O’Hara with the Riddler and the Joker. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/759 "2022-01-19T16:15:05Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > It used to be that you could send Trump a bottle of piss and $140.00 bucks and he’d send you a bottle of vitamins. For $100 more, you could send him another bottle of piss six months later just to be sure he was sending you the right color vitamin. A lesser grifter would have been satisfied to scam people into sending him free piss, but the Lord High Grifter went the extra mile and got his drips to pay for the privilege. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/760 "2022-01-19T23:07:51Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > 2 hours later, it is still their leading headline Now it has been replaced with a story about how Joe the President defended his disastrous first year in office in a fiery press conference. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/761 "2022-01-20T00:04:08Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Now it has been replaced with a story about how Joe the President defended his disastrous first year in office in a fiery press conference. . Guess they realized they couldn’t get away with their usual “sleepy” characterization, given Joe’s peppery performance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=39)