# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/882 "2022-03-04T03:50:16Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Either he’s on Putin’s payroll or Putin’s got him by the short and curly’s. Either way, he’s a waste of skin. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/883 "2022-03-04T06:47:22Z")
> [@romansperson](#): > > Someone should slap a helmet on his head and send him off to fight for Mother Russia if he loves them so much. Don’t forget the sunflower seeds. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/884 "2022-03-04T06:53:37Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > These people are basically the modern equivalent of going to a circus in the distant past to see a guy in a booth dressed in his underwear rolling around in the mud and biting the heads off chickens. Freaks News ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/885 "2022-03-04T15:07:45Z")
Carlson admits he was wrong about Putin. But he places the blame on Vice-President Harris. Because of course it’s her fault. > “We assumed that if things were dire, serious people would be involved in fixing them,” he said. “We looked up and we saw Kamala Harris involved. And that reassured us.” > **[Tucker Carlson admitted he was wrong to praise Russia before its invasion of...](https://www.businessinsider.com/tucker-carlson-admits-wrong-russia-blames-kamala-harris-2022-3)** > > The Fox News host spent Thursday explaining his show's fawning coverage of Russia before it invaded Ukraine. It was, he said, Kamala Harris' fault. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/886 "2022-03-04T15:13:28Z")
God, he’s such a shitstain. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/887 "2022-03-04T16:16:25Z")
So… Fucker Carlson didn’t think the situation with Ukraine and Russia was serious… … Because he hates Kamala Harris, and thinks if a mere woman like her was involved in diplomacy, this meant that it was not serious. That’s his explanation? He was only wrong because he’s a misogynist partisan asshole who does not understand diplomacy? OK then. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/888 "2022-03-05T00:08:55Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > God, he’s such a shitstain. Of course he is. But he’s a shitstain who knows his audience. And if there’s anything they love more than blaming a woman-who-has-power-against-God’s-will, it’s blaming a _person-of-color_ uppity woman. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/889 "2022-03-05T17:29:45Z")
[![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/6220b79e02dbf_egjlblkgqpj81__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/6220b79e02dbf_egjlblkgqpj81__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/890 "2022-03-05T19:27:36Z")
When Tuckyo Rose memed himself: [![](https://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/uploader/image/2019/01/16/tucker.png) ](https://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/uploader/image/2019/01/16/tucker.png) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/891 "2022-03-05T19:31:06Z")
Well at least in that example he wasn’t lying. I wonder if he got in trouble at Faux for not lying. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/892 "2022-03-05T22:10:40Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > I wonder if he got in trouble at Faux for not lying. Tucker, you know your contract states you can’t say the true part out loud. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/893 "2022-03-05T22:42:46Z")
I prefer ‘Cuckyo’, myself. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/894 "2022-03-11T06:38:25Z")
> **[Fox News chyron: “Liberals are sexually grooming elementary students”](https://www.mediamatters.org/laura-ingraham/fox-news-chyron-liberals-are-sexually-grooming-elementary-students)** Surprised this wasn’t mentioned in here. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/895 "2022-03-11T23:00:54Z")
“Sexually grooming”? Is that like when chimps pick each other’s lice? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/896 "2022-03-12T00:06:36Z")
The right wing is fuming I want sexual grooming Sexual grooming, oh baby Makes me feel so fine ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/897 "2022-03-15T17:04:57Z")
The latest Fox News headline I have no intention of clicking on: “Dana Perino of Fox News reveals how to stay calm amid the storms of life” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/898 "2022-03-15T18:13:07Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > “Dana Perino of Fox News reveals how to stay calm amid the storms of life” I bet it involves licking Trump’s taint, and sending him money. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/899 "2022-03-15T18:21:06Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I bet it involves licking Trump’s taint, and sending him money. Just leave it on the nightstand. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/900 "2022-03-15T20:09:12Z")
Sometimes, I just don’t understand you people. That is **not** a nightstand: [![](https://img.i-scmp.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=contain,width=1098,format=auto/sites/default/files/styles/1200x800/public/d8/images/methode/2020/11/28/2848abda-30b9-11eb-be20-200ca6256645_image_hires_003404.jpeg?itok=EjlzQoAT&v=1606494850) ](https://img.i-scmp.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=contain,width=1098,format=auto/sites/default/files/styles/1200x800/public/d8/images/methode/2020/11/28/2848abda-30b9-11eb-be20-200ca6256645_image_hires_003404.jpeg?itok=EjlzQoAT&v=1606494850) ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/901 "2022-03-15T20:20:02Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > “Sexually grooming”? Is that like when chimps pick each other’s lice? Slapping on a little Aqua Velva. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=46)