# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/982 "2022-05-18T13:54:47Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> A quick search of “Jesus” and “blond” gives dozens of examples:

“You _paid_ somebody to ID _this guy_ in a crowd? Those thirty pieces of silver are coming out of your salary!”

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/983 "2022-05-18T22:56:18Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> “You _paid_ somebody to ID _this guy_ in a crowd? Those thirty pieces of silver are coming out of your salary!” -

Hm, the possibility that Judas kicked back part of his thirty pieces of silver (or that he was scamming naïve High Priests) somehow never made it into the Gospels.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/984 "2022-05-19T14:28:28Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> Modern conservatives are just so whiny. What happened to the stoic, manly conservatives of the past?

Not enough testicle tanning.

[![](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/25da62cd8d8b17dad7042ff8e135e8a414a7d1d6/108_0_1887_1133/master/1887.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=e95d5762e4701d889ce110c9b615a6d4) ](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/25da62cd8d8b17dad7042ff8e135e8a414a7d1d6/108_0_1887_1133/master/1887.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=e95d5762e4701d889ce110c9b615a6d4)

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/985 "2022-05-19T17:00:54Z")

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I was thinking too much. Sunburned balls will make anyone whiny.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/986 "2022-05-19T17:03:42Z")

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Those are some nice broiled Rocky Mountain oysters.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/987 "2022-05-19T19:40:18Z")

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Too small.

Yes, I have had Rocky Mountain Oysters. No, they don’t taste like chicken.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/988 "2022-05-19T21:17:40Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> Yes, I have had Rocky Mountain Oysters. No, they don’t taste like chicken.

We had them breaded & deep fried in that place in Riverton WY which is, sadly, no longer there

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/989 "2022-05-19T21:32:29Z")

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The city of Riverton disappeared?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/990 "2022-05-19T21:41:09Z")

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Well, apart from the fact that we stayed there several times, I am not wholly convinced that it ever actually existed. In this reality, anyway.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/991 "2022-05-19T22:03:07Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> > [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> > Yes, I have had Rocky Mountain Oysters. No, they don’t taste like chicken.
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> We had them breaded & deep fried in that place in Riverton WY which is, sadly, no longer there

> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> The city of Riverton disappeared?

> [@eschereal](#):
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> apart from the fact that we stayed there several times, I am not wholly convinced that it ever actually existed. In this reality, anyway

Of the many things to like about this message board, the delicate blend of epistemology and bull balls _has to_ rank fairly high on the list.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/992 "2022-05-19T23:16:40Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> Too small.

“Sorry, señor. Sometimes the bull, he does not lose.”

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/993 "2022-05-20T04:05:05Z")

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Ha, I read that as episiotomy😄

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/994 "2022-05-20T14:20:34Z")

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We had them at Bruce’s in Severance, CO where the town motto is “Town of Severance - Where the Geese fly and the Bulls cry.”

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/995 "2022-07-07T18:37:49Z")

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Lying fucks or just dumbasses? We report, you decide!

[Kenyan fury over Fox News host’s jibe on pregnant women voters (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/kenyan-fury-over-fox-news-host-s-jibe-on-pregnant-women-voters/ar-AAZk93U?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=628dc8dc4490457eafabea077c791533)

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/996 "2022-07-07T18:47:46Z")

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How much you want to be they don’t issue a retraction. There are now Fox viewers who believe that pregnant women in Kenya can’t vote.

As a follow up, she doubles down.

> **[Fox News Host Stands by Claim About Pregnant Women in Kenya Amid Backlash](https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-host-emily-compagno-stands-by-false-kenya-claim-that-sparked-backlash)**
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> Compagno claimed pregnant women aren’t allowed to leave home and thus have no right to vote, prompting Kenyans to call the claim false and demand an apology.

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> When reached for comment on the controversy, Compagno—through a Fox News spokesperson—stood by her remarks and pointed to two websites where she found the claim about pregnant women in Kenya supposedly being barred from leaving their homes.

Yes, two websites with unsourced claims, against the actual experience of people that actually fucking live there.

If it’s on the internet, it _must_ be true.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/997 "2022-07-07T19:05:46Z")

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‘Ok, I was wrong about that… but I know they all have plates in there lips right?’  
_Future_ Emily Compagno,

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/998 "2022-07-07T19:07:53Z")

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I think the defense will go down like it did for Tucker Carlson. “Anyone who actually believes me does so at their own risk, so I bear no responsibility for the bullshit that comes out of my face.”

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/999 "2022-07-07T19:13:00Z")

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It’s also a reminder of something I frequently say:

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: The fundamental belief that we’re better than every other nation, in every other way. But we’re not. We’re not, and no end of objective, quantitative information bears that out. It’s really much more about you – you whose deep-seated insecurities won’t allow you to see when there’s a better way. You revel in understanding worst practices – who does something worse than the US. And why not ? It allows you to be complacent and smug.

But you won’t ever look at best practices – who’s doing something better than we are (eg, guns), and then try to emulate those ?

[NB: it’s particularly amusing when the ‘worst practices’ they point to are utter bullshit made from whole cloth]

#Murica !

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1000 "2022-07-07T19:17:36Z")

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So was the Fox News employee saying that (that in Kenya, pregnant women can’t vote or leave the house) as a way of calling the country backwards, or as an example of something to emulate here?

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**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1001 "2022-07-07T19:21:44Z")

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Definitely.

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