# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1142 "2022-10-12T14:40:57Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> > [@enipla](#):
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> > They’re trying to show that Hunter is a loser that need’s dads help.
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> As opposed to Don Jr. and Eric, who have made **such** a success of themselves on their own. /s
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> Yeah, I know. One shouldn’t expect consistency from people who have tapioca instead of brains. -

Tapioca has a consistency.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1143 "2022-10-12T14:43:41Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> They’re trying to show that Hunter is a loser that need’s dads help. The fact that it shows that Joe has empathy and cares for his family is a bridge to far for them.

I think they are also trying to show that Biden will _give_ that help, and will use the power of his office in order to enrich his family.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1144 "2022-10-12T14:46:13Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> I think they are also trying to show that Biden will _give_ that help, and will use the power of his office in order to enrich his family.

Not like Trump would EVER do anything like that…

Neither give help, or abuse power, oh gosh no.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1145 "2022-10-12T14:49:18Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Yeah, I know. One shouldn’t expect consistency from people who have tapioca instead of brains.

I think you’re flattering them outrageously to imply that their brains are that cohesive.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1146 "2022-10-12T16:11:46Z")

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A few possible attacks.

- Demented Bdien admits he doesn’t even know how to help his family, why does he think he knows how to help the country.

- What “help” was Biden offering Hunter? Was he getting him drugs? Buying off law enforcement, securing a job at Burisma?

- Hunter is a drug adicted looser and its all his fathers fault.

- Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Everyone’s talking about Hunter Biden so there must be something to the allegations.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1147 "2022-10-12T18:01:22Z")

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I don’t understand how voicemails like this get out in the public anyway. Biden left a message on his son’s (I assume mobile number) private voicemail. Was someone able to hack the account and hear the message? Was it publicly released by the Bidens? How do completely unrelated parties get access to this stuff?

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1148 "2022-10-12T18:06:34Z")

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A copy was on Hunter’s laptop?

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1149 "2022-10-12T18:11:43Z")

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I didn’t think about that but yeah, makes sense… everybody’s had their fingers in that thing.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1150 "2022-10-12T19:18:32Z")

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YES! This is the smoking gun that the right has been warning us about all this time!

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1151 "2022-10-12T23:05:33Z")

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The date I read is 2018. What office did Joe Biden hold that year to aid his son?

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1152 "2022-10-12T23:07:52Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> The date I read is 2018. What office did Joe Biden hold that year to aid his son? -

There you go again, attempting to apply logical thought to this!

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**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1153 "2022-10-12T23:57:55Z")

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> Homer Simpson:  
> “ **Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.** ”

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1154 "2022-10-13T15:36:12Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> What “help” was Biden offering Hunter? Was he getting him drugs? Buying off law enforcement, securing a job at Burisma?

Buying him a naked waterslide with hookers?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1155 "2022-10-14T13:44:10Z")

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Followup on the impending crisis involving druggies handing out rainbow-colored fentanyl pills to unsuspecting trick-or-treaters: the specter of [a new super-potent synthetic sugar](https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/science-based-satire-experts-are-warning-parents-about-a-new-and-highly-potent-synthetic-sugar/), fentanose:

_“As Halloween looms ominously around the corner, politicians and pediatric safety experts are raising concerns that fentanose dealers might take advantage of the holiday to give out free samples. The Commission on Safety for Kids (CSK), a Republican effort to ensure that children aren’t exposed to anything dangerous until after the midterms, is asking for parents to be wary of any loose candy or baked goods handed out in homemade bags.”_

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1156 "2022-10-14T14:25:07Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> _…Republican effort to ensure that children aren’t exposed to anything dangerous until after the midterms…_

Zing!!

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1157 "2022-10-14T17:50:52Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> children aren’t exposed to anything dangerous until after the midterms

So it’s okay _after_ the midterms?

Good to know!

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1158 "2022-10-14T18:14:08Z")

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Fox News makes stuff up because its cheaper than doing journalism.

> **[Fox News intentionally produces 'viscerally-agitating' content because it's...](https://www.rawstory.com/fox-news-intentional-agitation/)**
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> The media industry's Editor and Publisher magazine released its cover story Monday about the Fox News empire and their efforts to "deliver cheap, expedient, viscerally-agitating content instead of the journalism its viewers need and deserve."The...

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1159 "2022-10-14T23:53:52Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Followup on the impending crisis involving druggies handing out rainbow-colored fentanyl pills to unsuspecting trick-or-treaters: the specter of [a new super-potent synthetic sugar](https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/science-based-satire-experts-are-warning-parents-about-a-new-and-highly-potent-synthetic-sugar/), fentanose:
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> _“As Halloween looms ominously around the corner, politicians and pediatric safety experts are raising concerns that fentanose dealers might take advantage of the holiday to give out free samples._ …

This is so idiotic. Some huge percentage of kids who trick-or-treat are under ten; how many such kids could finance a drug habit?

A “free sample” isn’t going to pay off for dealers if the recipient a) doesn’t know who they are to come to for more, and b) has no way of paying for the product.

And if we’re worried about teenagers instead of little kids: can’t teens see the difference between a Skittle and a tablet of Dangerous Drug X…??? Are they that helpless?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1160 "2022-10-15T00:01:22Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> can’t teens see the difference between a Skittle and a tablet of Dangerous Drug X

Those creatures of poor impulse control whose brains are not fully developed, you mean?

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1161 "2022-10-15T00:09:50Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Those creatures of poor impulse control whose brains are not fully developed, you mean? -

If this is the case should they be permitted to trick-or-treat at all?

I mean, think of the impulses that inevitably must assail them as they move through a neighborhood…

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