# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1182 "2022-12-23T13:10:40Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> This story has apparently been around all day, but I don’t see it anywhere on here. I guess this is the place for it.

I’ve told this before but seems appropriate to your post. I was listening to Sean Hannity on the radio while he was interviewing Trump when this classic occurred.  
Trump: … if we won in 2020.  
_Oh shit! silence_  
Trump: And we did win in 2020.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1183 "2022-12-23T13:46:37Z")

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I’ve seen no reports of heads exploding all over so either the MAGAts weren’t listening or they figure T\*\*\*\* sold out.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1184 "2022-12-23T13:56:03Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> Yes, hairbands and high heels are indeed clothes, check your dictionary.

High heels on a waterslide seems dangerous. Therefore implausible. Therefore it calls everything into question! Nothing can be believed!

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1185 "2022-12-23T16:16:08Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> You know that old saying?

🤔

> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> The rube element I get…

> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> …but I don’t see it anywhere on here.

About ten posts up from yours.

> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Therefore implausible.

And really so’s the hairbands and clothes, for that matter, so, buck nekkid it’ll have to be.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1186 "2022-12-23T20:10:38Z")

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If removing it during a game of “strip…” it counts as clothing.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1187 "2022-12-24T04:25:22Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> About ten posts up from yours.

I didn’t scroll up far enough. I’m afraid I haven’t been following this thread, except to note that it exists.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1188 "2023-01-03T15:30:11Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> That is a sensationalistic and gross exaggeration of the truth. Most of those hookers were clothed. Yes, hairbands and high heels are indeed clothes, check your dictionary.

🎶 _You can keep your hat on…_ 🎵

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1189 "2023-01-18T21:47:08Z")

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This is probably more reflective of carelessness or stupidity in reporting as opposed to actual lying.

There’s a Fox website piece today on the government “banning sliced bread” during WWII. Or “rationing” it - they can’t seem to decide. It starts with the bumbling opening paragraph.

> **[On this day in history, Jan. 18, 1943, government bans sliced bread amid...](https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/this-day-history-jan-18-1943-government-bans-sliced-bread-wwii-rationing)**
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> The federal government began rationing sliced bread on this day in history, Jan. 18, 1943 — marketing the darkest days of World War II on the home front. Restrictions continued after the war.

Wow, never knew things got tight enough that bread disappeared from grocery store shelves. Except it didn’t.

Checking their source and other cites, it appears that there was a short-lived ban on selling bread that was _pre-sliced_ - something to do with bakeries allegedly saving money by not using expensive slicing machines and conserving raw materials used in making waxed paper to wrap the slices. Anyway, enough Americans protested having to hand-slice their own loaves, that the ban was rescinded less than two months later.

Lots of people on the home front made do with less during WWII, but that particular sacrifice seems rather low on the list.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1190 "2023-01-18T22:01:38Z")

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“_marketing_ the darkest days”?

Were they advertising something? Man, Fox needs an editor.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1191 "2023-01-18T22:07:52Z")

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Yeah and that’s not all they need.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1192 "2023-01-19T01:25:42Z")

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Maybe someone should send them a sense of shame for Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1193 "2023-01-19T01:29:34Z")

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> [@romansperson](#):
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> Maybe someone should send them a sense of shame for Christmas. -

They’d just return it for a refund.

It’s useless to them. Shame cannot enter their experience. It would be like Peter Pan trying to re-attach his shadow with soap—it just doesn’t work.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1194 "2023-01-19T03:05:10Z")

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Damn, slicing your own bread . . . almost as bad as being asked to wear a mask during a pandemic.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1195 "2023-01-19T07:39:12Z")

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Include a “Happy Holidays!” card with it just to piss them off more.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1196 "2023-01-19T14:29:22Z")

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Didn’t they report they’d lost the war on Christmas?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1197 "2023-01-19T21:03:36Z")

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We’ve been warring on Christmas for how many decades now?

And yet those lights start coming up earlier and earlier every damn year.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1198 "2023-01-19T23:18:35Z")

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It’s past time we started using heavy artillery on the nativity scenes…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1199 "2023-01-21T15:33:48Z")

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Fox News website headline today: “Tucker Carlson: Liberals want government in our personal lives”.

The irony is so thick, you could cut it into blocks and use it as traffic barriers.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1200 "2023-01-21T21:08:33Z")

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You could build a wall with the iron(y) blocks.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1201 "2023-01-27T14:44:39Z")

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I go over to my mother’s once a week and cook for her.

While I was there, she had the TV tuned to her favorite station, Fox, and I got to overhear the blathering Carlson going on about this new batch of lies.

> **[TUCKER CARLSON: If you really want to understand how powerful Big Pharma is,...](https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-you-really-want-understand-how-powerful-big-pharma-is-consider-this)**
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> Fox News host Tucker Carlson exposes Pfizer's alleged manipulation of the COVID-19 virus as many suffer from the pandemic on "Tucker Carlson Tonight."

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> The pro-transparency news organization Project Veritas just released an undercover video of a Pfizer executive bragging on camera about how his company conducts a kind of Frankenstein science, manipulating COVID viruses for profit, imperiling potentially the entire world, doing it in secret, possibly in violation of federal law, bragging about this.

I didn’t know that Project Veritas was still a thing, much less that anyone still gives them credibility, but this is the new thing making the rounds among the MAGA crowd right now.

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