# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1482 "2023-04-04T21:38:35Z")
Somehow, I could intuit that. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1483 "2023-04-04T21:40:04Z")
I mean, donā€™t tempt me. I might do it. Just to see. Now I kind of want to lookā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1484 "2023-04-04T21:41:41Z")
Hereā€™s a headline from their front pageā€¦ # Stormy Daniels gloats over Trump arraignment with X-rated tweet ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1485 "2023-04-04T21:49:28Z")
Thank you. And wasnā€™t that _the_ important thing about what happened today? I mean, really. šŸ™„ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1486 "2023-04-04T22:04:03Z")
Top to bottom: First section: Trump pleads not guilty to charges of falsifying business records Indictment details 34 charges against Trump Bret Baier says historic arraignment a surreal moment White House asked about ā€˜precedentā€™ in Trump case Second section: Trump facing total maximum sentence of 136 years in prison DA Bragg defends Trump indictment on alleged ā€˜catch and killā€™ scheme, claims ā€˜additional evidenceā€™ Sen. Mitt Romney slams Alvin Braggā€™s ā€˜overreachā€™ on Trump charges Trump awarded nearly $122K in attorney fees from Stormy Daniel Third section: Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg defends Trump indictment on alleged ā€˜catch and killā€™ scheme Porn star at center of Trump arraignment gloats over charges with X-rated tweet Donald Trump is facing 34 counts but what about Alvin Braggā€™s felony? Fourth: AOC takes a shot at Marjorie Taylor Greene after Trump indictment protest Shooting in popular Mexico vacation city leaves four people dead on the beach Nashville police make disturbing discoveries at shooting suspectā€™s home Fifth: Media figures celebrate Donald Trumpā€™s arrest: ā€˜This is a great day!ā€™ Columbia Law students flip out over Kavanaugh event, call for protests Caitlin Clark described as ā€˜cheat code in philanthropyā€™ as charitable efforts go viral ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1487 "2023-04-04T22:08:41Z")
Under breaking news, ā€œ **Trump blasts DA Bragg and Stormy ā€˜Horsefaceā€™ Daniels** ā€. Way to give his inane rantings air. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1488 "2023-04-04T22:18:41Z")
Shouldnā€™t they be obligated, in a perfect world, to refer to him in a headline like that as ā€œCaptain Mushroom Dickā€? Captain Mushroom Dick and Horseface make sweet extramarital fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1489 "2023-04-04T22:35:46Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > Trump facing total maximum sentence of 136 years in prison These sorts of headlines are a joke. Check out a similar one from Newsweek: > **[Donald Trump could be sentenced to more than 100 years in prison](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-could-sentenced-more-100-years-prison-1792487)** > > The former president will face 34 class E felonies for falsification of business records for the $130,000 payment of hush money to Stormy Daniels. And as a sourceā€¦ > Donald Trump could be sentenced to more than 100 years in prison if found guilty of the over 30 charges of business fraud in the indictment from a Manhattan grand jury for which heā€™ll be arraigned on Tuesday in New York, according to attorney Lisa Bloom. > Bloom, whoā€™s known for advising Harvey Weinstein and then admitting that working for the scandal-ridden Hollywood mogul had been a ā€œcolossal mistake,ā€ tweeted on Tuesday that each charge against Trump could carry a possible prison term of four years. But then buried at the end of the articleā€¦ > Most experts looking at the case against Trump expect the chance of Trump actually serving prison time if found guilty close to zero. But hey, thatā€™s not an **EXCITING HEADLINE** people want to see. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1490 "2023-04-05T01:59:32Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > Trump awarded nearly $122K in attorney fees from Stormy Daniel What? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1491 "2023-04-05T02:18:58Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > But hey, thatā€™s not an **EXCITING HEADLINE** people want to see. Itā€™s better than ā€œStupid Lawyer Who Has Said Stupid Things Says Another Stupid Thingā€ ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1492 "2023-04-05T10:58:34Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Captain Mushroom Dick and Horseface make sweet extramarital fuck. Okay, I will not stop laughing over this forever. šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤£ Thanks so much, and I am officially announcing the forming of heavy metal punk bluegrass band called Captain Mushroom Dick. Weā€™re from a woodsy area. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1493 "2023-04-05T17:33:35Z")
I really do wish the truth of the allegation of his affair with Daniels was a legal issue here, because Iā€™m picturing a court exhibit with a court ordered dick pic of Trump next to a picture of the mushroom character from Mario Kart, as a team of lawyers spends a day arguing over the similarities and differences. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1494 "2023-04-05T18:11:26Z")
The jurors would be instructed to skip lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1495 "2023-04-05T19:43:44Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Iā€™m picturing a court exhibit with a court ordered dick pic of Trump next to a picture of the mushroom character from Mario Kart, as a team of lawyers spends a day arguing over the similarities and differences. Hey, you leave poor Toad out of this! ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1496 "2023-04-05T19:49:01Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > The jurors would be instructed to skip lunch. Good one! Iā€™m still giggling. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1497 "2023-04-05T20:38:39Z")
_so sorry, the lunchroom only has mushroom-swiss burgers today_ ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1498 "2023-04-05T21:41:46Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > a picture of the mushroom character from Mario Kart Ahh. My old avatar. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1499 "2023-04-06T05:02:55Z")
I would lose some major weight. Just a glimpse of that thing would put me off my feed for a long time. Imagine having to sit through a whole day or more of testimony with a big poster of it? It would be inhumane. šŸ¤¢ ewwww! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1500 "2023-04-09T19:43:25Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > But then buried at the end of the articleā€¦ > > > Most experts looking at the case against Trump expect the chance of Trump actually serving prison time if found guilty close to zero. > > But hey, thatā€™s not an **EXCITING HEADLINE** people want to see. Scarier headline: ā€œTrump Sentenced To Community Serviceā€. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1501 "2023-04-09T19:49:59Z")
Who wouldnā€™t want to see Donald Trump sentenced to picking up trash along the Major Deegan Expressway? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=76)