# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1722 "2023-04-25T15:03:16Z")
I (think) I see what you did there. For those not in the know _Tucks_ is a brand of ass wipes. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1723 "2023-04-25T15:04:46Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > For those not in the know _Tucks_ is a brand of ass wipes. More specifically, a brand of hemorrhoid ass wipes. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1724 "2023-04-25T15:10:04Z")
Huh, I took it as a letter change from “f\*cks.” ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1725 "2023-04-25T15:10:22Z")
Why would you want to wipe your ass with hemorrhoids? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1726 "2023-04-25T15:34:55Z")
Because liberals say you shouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1727 "2023-04-25T15:40:50Z")
10/10, perfect response, no notes. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1728 "2023-04-25T22:07:41Z")
Maybe it’s like those Covid parties where people try to infect each other on purpose. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1729 "2023-04-25T23:41:00Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > exactly what transfinite numbers were invented for Goddam libtards with their woke math ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1730 "2023-05-26T14:15:16Z")
Deeply shocking: the Fox News website has broken its weeks-long streak of always running at least one story about the Bud Light Transgender Controversy. Instead, they’re hyping Target’s connection with Secret Gender Conversion in our schools. 😲 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1731 "2023-05-26T15:42:58Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Deeply shocking: the Fox News website has broken its weeks-long streak of always running at least one story about the Bud Light Transgender Controversy. As I type this, the top story there is “[Staggering dollar amount reveals how much money Bud Light and Target have lost to controversies](https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/target-bud-light-investors-lose-billions-on-marketing-misses)”. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1732 "2023-05-26T15:46:21Z")
‘And ~~I~~ we helped!’ ~ Faux News ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1733 "2023-05-26T16:37:32Z")
Fox News must be pleased that they can inspire domestic terrorism and force companies to change their products and messaging, just to ensure their employees’ safety. That’s what I call standing up for capitalism! We should just start calling them the Union of Soviet Socialist Republicans. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1734 "2023-05-26T16:44:11Z")
The streak lives on. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1735 "2023-05-26T16:48:12Z")
As it should! Wokeism is the greatest threat to America since CRT invaded our kindergartens! 😉 Oddly, if you search their main page which has many, many dozens of stories for “paxton”, you won’t find a thing. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1736 "2023-06-07T06:37:17Z")
I don’t believe what I am seeing on the Fox News webpage. I almost never go there, once a month at most. Just occasionally check in on the bullshit. Here are a couple of paragraphs from the story linked below. _According to the new SPLC report, schools “have been on the receiving end of ramped-up and coordinated hard-right attacks.” After being “spurred by the right-wing backlash to COVID-19 public safety measures,” parental rights groups appeared to have “grown into an anti-student inclusion movement that targets any inclusive curriculum that contains discussions of race, discrimination and LGBTQ identities.”_ “Galvanizing supporters around supposed ‘parental rights’ and ‘family values’ is nothing new – similar rallying cries were adopted by those who opposed school desegregation during the civil rights movement and by the Moral Majority of the 1980s. These political slogans have been used repeatedly because they are effective, framing the organizing of far-right activists as something done solely out of real concern for children,” the report read. It added, "But Moms for Liberty activities make it clear that the group’s primary goals are to fuel right-wing hysteria and to make the world a less comfortable or safe place for certain students – primarily those who are Black, LGBTQ or who come from LGBTQ families."_emphasized text_ There is not a single criticism of Moms for Liberty. When I first saw the headline I thought the story was going to be about school’s indoctrinating children to be trans. I don’t know what to make of this. For this one story at least, FOX News is now more liberal than CNN [https://www.foxnews.com/media/parents-rights-groups-newest-addition-southern-poverty-law-centers-hate-extremism-reportemphasized](https://www.foxnews.com/media/parents-rights-groups-newest-addition-southern-poverty-law-centers-hate-extremism-reportemphasized) text ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1737 "2023-06-07T06:44:15Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > We should just start calling them the Union of Soviet Socialist Republicans. Da, er, yep! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1738 "2023-06-07T06:57:54Z")
Fox news host said she was kicked out of a restaurant for praying. She’s trying really hard to get that Tucker spot. > **[Fox News Host Harris Faulkner Says ‘I’ve Been Asked to Leave a Restaurant’...](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fox-news-host-harris-faulkner-204054264.html)** > > Doubters included congressman-turned-CNN commentator Adam Kinzinger, who tweeted it seemed "most likely" Faulkner was lying ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1739 "2023-06-07T07:49:20Z")
Oh, please. There’s no way that’s true, unless, of course, she was praying obnoxiously. By this, I mean loudly and at length so she was disturning the other diners. I do not mean what her employer means, i.e. quietly and on one knee. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1740 "2023-06-07T08:07:31Z")
p.s. Her comment, “My pronouns are U.S.A.”, is beyond stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1741 "2023-06-07T08:40:10Z")
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