# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/161 "2021-03-03T15:35:38Z")

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Conservatives really do have a type.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/162 "2021-03-03T15:47:10Z")

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Damn that mosaic of blondes looks like a gallery of a serial killer’s victims.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/163 "2021-03-03T15:55:02Z")

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Aryan dating site or Fox News ~~hotesses~~ ho_s_tesses?

[![](https://i.redd.it/hhms9rglofq51.png) ](https://i.redd.it/hhms9rglofq51.png)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/164 "2021-03-03T19:08:42Z")

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Actually, if you turn off the sound, Fox news is not a bad slide show. Except for how often their face is screwed up in a look of angry contempt.

Hint Ladies: you’ll never attract a sane & good man with that look.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/165 "2021-03-03T19:20:42Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Hint Ladies: you’ll never attract a sane & good man with that look.

Yes, but they are looking for a conservative man, not a sane and good one.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/166 "2021-03-03T19:23:12Z")

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We shouldn’t do anything that might help them reproduce.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/167 "2021-03-03T22:37:32Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Damn that mosaic of blondes looks like a gallery of a serial killer’s victims.

Actually the psycho look in several sets of those eyes makes them look more like serial killers than serial killer victims. Or at least like _Fatal Attraction_-style psychos.

The rest just look high maintenance.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/168 "2021-03-04T02:09:38Z")

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The Fox News website has a bad habit of running stories about people who had a serious medical event or died somewhere in semi-temporal proximity to getting a Covid-19 vaccine.

It doesn’t matter in the least that none of these cases have been linked in any way to the vaccine, nor do most of them involve mechanisms conceivably traceable to the vaccine.

It’s sensationalist crap posted for the purpose of drawing and gratifying a knuckle-dragging audience, impact on public health be damned.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/169 "2021-03-04T18:19:45Z")

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A curious stat I wouldn’t mind seeing would be the ratio of dark-haried to blonde women at Fox. Understandable how Pirro would break that mold, but other than her, I’m stumped on any other ( 😏4) non-blondes there.  
Indeed - incredibly Stepfordian/serial killer victim squicky optics goin’ on in that somewhat discomfiting collage, there.  
So I guess this is what Rupert hopes to see when he goes up to heaven, or wherever he may end up.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/170 "2021-03-04T18:21:09Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> So I guess this is what Rupert hopes to see when he goes up to heaven, or wherever he may end up.

No, I think that he knows that that’s what waits for him in hell.

Just subjecting the rest of the world to his personal hell while he still walks the earth.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/171 "2021-03-04T23:42:44Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I’m stumped on any other ( 😏4) non-blondes there.

Agreed, I’m like hey, what’s going on?!

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/172 "2021-03-04T23:50:07Z")

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🥺

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**Author:** ![gnarator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gnarator/32/8266_2.png) [@gnarator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnarator)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/173 "2021-03-05T18:28:14Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I’m stumped on any other ( 😏4) non-blondes there.

You made me think of that awful song. 🤢

Harris Faulkner? She still on Fox?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/174 "2021-03-05T18:30:53Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> > I’m stumped on any other ( 😏4) non-blondes there.
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> Agreed, I’m like hey, what’s going on?! -

Tokenism.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/175 "2021-03-05T18:31:54Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Aryan dating site or Fox News ~~hotesses~~ ho_s_tesses?
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> [Reddit - The heart of the internet](https://i.redd.it/hhms9rglofq51.png) -

Is there a difference?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/176 "2021-03-05T18:36:00Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Tokenism

Fox is the spawn of Sauron, so more like Tolkienism.

Ok, I’ll leave now…

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/177 "2021-03-05T18:44:12Z")

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Wow. I never noticed before of the glut of blondes. You left out Kat Timpf and Tomi Lehrer(sp?)  
Last night, they had Lawrence Jones on talking to a man who promotes Black Guns Matter. So there were two black ment there, I think they are trying to say We’re not racist, see?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/178 "2021-03-05T23:25:35Z")

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[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/arizona-sheriff-says-biden-halting-border-wall-construction-left-area-wide-open-for-cartels/vi-BB1ehmFi](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/arizona-sheriff-says-biden-halting-border-wall-construction-left-area-wide-open-for-cartels/vi-BB1ehmFi)

Yes. He has been president for 6 weeks and his delay of the never built wall has let ALL THESE DRUG GUYS IN!!! There are just flooding in because there is NO WALL!!! OMG, the horror. Because there was o issue 6 weeks ago. 😩

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/179 "2021-03-06T00:59:42Z")

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I like CNN. Especially the rapport between the Cuomo brothers these days.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/180 "2021-03-06T16:53:01Z")

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You are so darn cute! I just want to pinch your cheeks!

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