# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1802 "2023-06-14T11:22:21Z")

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Thank you as well.  
So there is a laptop, it probably belonged to Hunter Biden at some point and the contents are a nothing burger.  
Quelle surprise.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1803 "2023-06-14T13:12:51Z")

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Seems likely that the contents were a nothingburger, and at this point it’s been in so many hands, some of whom have a distinct vested interest in it being a somethingburger, that any claimed contents should be viewed with much scepticism until verified.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1804 "2023-06-14T14:16:29Z")

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I really thought this was a joke but no, it’s real. If this happened at a respectable news network, someone would lose their job.  
[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/L8CDRCf.jpeg "Imgur: The magic of the Internet") ](https://imgur.com/L8CDRCf)  
[Fox News under fire for sycophantic Trump chyron calling Biden a ‘wannabe dictator’ | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/fox-news-trump-biden-dictator-reaction-b2357365.html)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1805 "2023-06-14T14:23:55Z")

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You can’t expect prominent Trump indictment coverage when the Bud Light controversy is still raging.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1806 "2023-06-14T14:31:06Z")

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Never mind.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1807 "2023-06-14T14:33:52Z")

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Yeah, I saw it last night and wasn’t sure but it is being widely reported this morning.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1808 "2023-06-14T15:04:43Z")

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I think it’s a good sign, Fox News sees their end coming and just doesn’t care anymore.

Of course, some other group of assholes will take up the torch of right wing propaganda, but hopefully they won’t have the success Fox News once claimed.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1809 "2023-06-14T15:10:43Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> You can’t expect prominent Trump indictment coverage when the Bud Light controversy is still raging.

This is 100% the real featured prime story on the Fox News site right now:

[![](https://i.imgur.com/XFmcJPx.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/XFmcJPx.png)

Yep, Garth Brooks is opening a bar and, _gasp_, going to sell Bud Light! Get me my fainting couch and smelling salts! Once I regain my composure I will grab my pitch fork and light my tiki torch!

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1810 "2023-06-14T18:28:19Z")

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Just make sure you’re standing outside the fire, Garth’s advice on that subject is metaphorical.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1811 "2023-06-15T01:28:34Z")

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This has got to hurt.

> **[MSNBC Beats Fox News In Primetime Last Week Amid Trump Indictment—Ending...](https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2023/06/13/msnbc-beats-fox-news-in-primetime-last-week-amid-trump-indictment-ending-foxs-years-long-streak/?sh=6087b5531b29)**
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> Prior to being overtaken by MSNBC last week, Fox News maintained primetime viewership dominance for 120 weeks.

I’ll admit that MSNBC goes up during news cycles that feature Trump getting hosed, and they’ve probably picked up some traffic from CNN due to their recent rightward turn……but still….ouch!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1812 "2023-06-15T08:40:06Z")

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I suspect FoxNews is also suffering from post-Carlson viewer loss and also a slow migration to further-right stations like Newsmax and OANN (you know how it is - the drug you’re used to doesn’t give you the same buzz anymore, and you have to switch to harder stuff).

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1813 "2023-06-15T10:47:53Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> > [@Jackmannii](#):
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> > You can’t expect prominent Trump indictment coverage when the Bud Light controversy is still raging.
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> This is 100% the real featured prime story on the Fox News site right now:
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> [https://i.imgur.com/XFmcJPx.png](https://i.imgur.com/XFmcJPx.png)
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> Yep, Garth Brooks is opening a bar and, _gasp_, going to sell Bud Light! Get me my fainting couch and smelling salts! Once I regain my composure I will grab my pitch fork and light my tiki torch!

What would Beau say?

> **[Let's talk about Garth's new place in Nashville....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bTd_79ZH1M%2F)**
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> Support via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/beautfcThe Roads with Beau: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC\_x7nc3Vi4BPgmNnMsz774ACheck out the store. Sticker...

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1814 "2023-06-15T14:27:27Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> (you know how it is - the drug you’re used to doesn’t give you the same buzz anymore, and you have to switch to harder stuff)

_Nothing is fun_  
_Not like before_  
_You don’t get me high anymore_

_Used to take one_  
_Now it takes four_  
_You don’t get me high anymore_

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1815 "2023-06-15T14:31:52Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> I suspect FoxNews is also suffering from post-Carlson viewer loss and also a slow migration to further-right stations like Newsmax and OANN (you know how it is - the drug you’re used to doesn’t give you the same buzz anymore, and you have to switch to harder stuff).

Pretty soon you find yourself on street corners, selling far-right podcasts in order to support your habit.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1816 "2023-06-15T14:34:28Z")

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“First taste is free!”

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1817 "2023-06-15T15:22:28Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> selling far-right podcasts in order to support your habit.

So… a fiend of the pod, right?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1818 "2023-06-15T15:56:37Z")

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Recreational outrage is indeed addictive.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1819 "2023-06-15T17:10:14Z")

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Not to be super introspective, but, the BBQ Pit **is** pretty popular.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1820 "2023-06-16T00:17:01Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Pretty soon you find yourself on street corners, selling far-right podcasts in order to support your habit.

Eventually, you end up standing in front of some lawn care company, next door to a dildo shop, talking to this drunken pervert with dye dripping down his face about dead Venezuelan dictators.

It’s not a pretty sight.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1821 "2023-06-16T00:35:13Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> It’s not a pretty sight.

But it’s a bitchin’ country western song.

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