# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1822 "2023-06-19T00:46:19Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> I really thought this was a joke but no, it’s real. If this happened at a respectable news network, someone would lose their job.

Supposedly he DID end up losing the job:

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> …A longtime producer for Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News after he was deemed responsible for the on-air headline that referred to President Joe Biden as a “wannabe dictator” because of the indictment of former President Donald Trump.
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> The producer, Alex McCaskill, confirmed his exit in an Instagram post. Fox News did not comment on Friday. …

No doubt OANN and Newsmax considered his stunt an acceptable application for employment with their own organizations.

> **[Fox News producer out after onscreen message calling President Biden a...](https://apnews.com/article/fox-news-dictator-headline-biden-producer-resigns-e1144344fc8e603b10c1667db2ce27e8)**
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> A longtime producer for Tucker Carlson is out of a job after being deemed responsible for the onscreen message this week that referred to President Joe Biden as a “wannabe dictator.”

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1823 "2023-06-19T18:40:14Z")

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\< Fox News Executives \>

“How _on earth_ did we end up hiring so many assholes?”

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1824 "2023-06-19T19:58:22Z")

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Maybe they need to look in the mirror.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1825 "2023-06-19T21:31:47Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> “How _on earth_ did we end up hiring so many assholes?”

It is possible that they did not hire so many assholes, _per se_, but they were generated by management. It is sort of like the old nature v nurture debate. You can hire assholes and coerce them into decorous behavior, but that is harder than hiring regular people and directing them into assholery. It appears that assholery is contagious, and do not take that assholier than thou attitude with me, dammit.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1826 "2023-06-19T21:33:28Z")

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Pavlov’s Dogshit.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1827 "2023-06-19T21:43:35Z")

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LOL, I like that one.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1828 "2023-06-28T13:55:10Z")

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Not lying, but a severe attack of _non compos mentis_ on the part of whoever posted/edited the Fox story on Oregon legislators voting to end the ban on self-serve gasoline. The main news page headline reads\*:

“You won’t be allowed to pump your own gas after state votes to ban self-serve”

Actual story: [Oregon lawmakers vote to end ban on self-serve gas | Fox Business](https://www.foxbusiness.com/energy/oregon-lawmakers-vote-end-ban-self-serve-gas#&_intcmp=fnhpriver_5)

\*probably will be changed as soon as someone at Fox has a second cup of coffee.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1829 "2023-06-28T14:43:26Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> \*probably will be changed as soon as someone at Fox has a second cup of coffee.

Headline will be changed to “Biden destroys hundreds of jobs in Oregon”

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1830 "2023-06-28T14:45:19Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Not lying, but a severe attack of _non compos mentis_ on the part of whoever posted/edited the Fox story on Oregon legislators voting to end the ban on self-serve gasoline. The main news page headline reads\*:
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> “You won’t be allowed to pump your own gas after state votes to ban self-serve”

I don’t give Fox News the benefit of a doubt. Sure, they _claim_ it was a morning brain fart, but somehow all their mistakes serve to induce fear and anger in their viewers. It’s not accidental.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1831 "2023-06-28T14:54:06Z")

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One might wonder how Fox is gonna blame this on Democrats/liberals,

> The bill passed the Senate 16-9. While the bill had bipartisan support, each no vote came from a Democrat, while four Republicans and the Senate’s lone Independent Party member did not vote.
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> [Oregon’s self-serve gas ban voted out by lawmakers after decades - oregonlive.com](https://www.oregonlive.com/commuting/2023/06/oregon-lawmakers-vote-to-allow-self-serve-gas-statewide-ending-decades-long-ban.html)

but down that path lies madness.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1832 "2023-06-28T15:55:25Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> One might wonder how Fox is gonna blame this on Democrats/liberals,

Easy: “It’s all Biden’s fault! They’re coming for your gas, and soon they’ll be coming for you!”.

What, did you think they were going to actually explain anything?

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1833 "2023-06-30T21:06:42Z")

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Abby gets hers:

> **[Fox News Pays Abby Grossberg $12 Million Over Sexual Harassment, Misogyny Claims](https://jezebel.com/fox-news-pays-abby-grossberg-12-million-over-sexual-ha-1850596813)**
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> Grossberg said producers had “large pictures of Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California, then the House speaker, wearing a plunging swimsuit," among other weird claims.

Still I’m awarding this:

[![](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,q_60,w_645/122b2535cff56e6c46a266425333c192.jpg) ](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,q_60,w_645/122b2535cff56e6c46a266425333c192.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1834 "2023-06-30T21:11:48Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Abby gets hers:

> Grossberg said she will “not comment further” on the claims and allegations made against Fox News.

Well, no shit. She got $12 million. I’d just keep quiet, stay out of the public eye, and enjoy the new influx of cash if it was me.

Not saying it wasn’t warranted though. Small settlements are nothing to an organization like Fox News. I hope this stings.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1835 "2023-06-30T22:04:06Z")

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I want a shirt with that on it!

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1836 "2023-06-30T22:31:12Z")

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I was just about to say, if that’s not on a t-shirt, it oughta be!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1837 "2023-07-05T17:32:05Z")

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I was expecting Fox News to jump all over the Cross-Dressing BLM Supporting Mass Shooter story, but they’re headlining this for now:

> **[Bat-wielding kids attack San Francisco moms, nannies outside school in...](https://www.foxnews.com/us/bat-wielding-kids-attack-san-francisco-moms-nannies-outside-school-wealthy-neighborhood)**
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> Children wielding baseball bats are reportedly attacking and robbing mothers in Noe Valley, a wealthy San Francisco neighborhood known as "stroller alley" for its young families.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1838 "2023-07-13T12:57:39Z")

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Jesse Watters, who is shamelessly auditioning to be the next Tucker, criticizes Biden for not pushing people out of his way, like Trump.

> **[Jesse Watters Condemns Biden For Not Physically Shoving Aside Other World...](https://www.mediaite.com/tv/jesse-watters-condemns-biden-for-not-physically-shoving-aside-other-world-leaders-like-trump-did-biden-doesnt-do-that/)**
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> Fox News' Jesse Watters criticized President Joe Biden on Wednesday because he does not shove other world leaders aside for photo ops.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1839 "2023-07-13T13:15:17Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Jesse Watters, who is shamelessly auditioning to be the next Tucker, criticizes Biden for not pushing people out of his way, like Trump.

I bet Biden hasn’t even grabbed anyone by the pussy either! What a beta cuck!

BTW, I like the “Tired & Confused” graphic they put up for Biden. Tired & Confused, but also masterminding the political witchhunt of Trump while also making millions/billions of dollars thanks to Hunter who he’s providing cover for.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1840 "2023-07-13T17:40:25Z")

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How can he be tired and confused with all of the cocaine he’s sharing with Hunter? He should be zipping around like Sonic!

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1841 "2023-07-13T19:18:16Z")

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Apparently, this guy didn’t notice that the orange one looked like a total asshole when he pushed his way to the front. I mean seriously, Biden has manners how dare he the old dim wit. At the same time, while Biden didn’t “dominate” pictures, he did dominate foreign policy. I wonder which one actually counts for something? That is which one counts for normal people anyway.

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