# This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180 "2021-01-22T06:13:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2023, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1862 "2023-07-25T20:27:18Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I guess Faux is readying the stage for Holocaust denial. Keep slipping crap into the telecast until the cult is anesthetized, then speak the quiet part out loud. Vs, turning off their audience with their amoralistic horseshit until nobody is watching anymore? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1863 "2023-07-25T21:10:10Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > their amoralistic horseshit Isn’t that what their audience comes for to begin with? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1864 "2023-07-26T10:16:39Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Now, that is a bit extreme, would cost too much, and would not be useful. It would be more humane to put them to work, at physical labor, under the strict management of a supervisor whom they cannot challenge and must engage in _any activity_ he directs. Leg irons would be a nice touch, as well. Who knows - they might learn some valuable skills. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1865 "2023-07-31T23:46:22Z")
Headline: Hunter’s ex-business partner, Devon Archer, could blow the lid off Joe Biden’s phony claims of innocence Notice anything (hint: assumes facts not in evidence). And there’s more shocking revelations: “” Federal prosecutors had to grant [Hunter Biden](https://www.foxnews.com/category/person/hunter-biden)blanket immunity for the **multitude of felonies he so obviously committed**. Otherwise, President Joe Biden’s leading role in his son’s multi-million-dollar international influence[-](https://www.foxnews.com/category/world/conflicts/ukraine)peddling schemes would be fully exposed. So, the feds wrapped up the absurdly lenient plea deal in a pretty bow and gifted it to Hunter as an early Christmas present. Fortunately, Judge Maryellen Noreika made out like Ebenezer Scrooge and declared, bah humbug! Last week’s stunning events unfolded because [Attorney General Merrick Garland’s foremost priority](https://www.foxnews.com/category/politics/justice-department) is protecting his boss —by hook or by crook— from a **cavalcade of conspiracy crimes** that grow stronger in evidence as the House Oversight Committee unravels the **appalling graft endemic** among Biden family members." Bolding mine (oooh, the crimes, I shall feint). No need to be alarmed, it’s an opinion show - not actually the news. “But Steve, it says NEWS all over the screen.” No wonder there’s a split in the country; informed vs. bamboozled.[Hunter’s ex-business partner, Devon Archer, could blow the lid off Joe Biden's phony claims of innocence | Fox News](https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/hunters-ex-business-partner-devon-archer-blow-lid-off-joe-biden-phony-claims-innocence) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1866 "2023-08-01T00:26:17Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > informed vs. bamboozled. _Informed vs willingly bamboozled_ is likely more accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1867 "2023-08-01T01:26:59Z")
They are ramping up the “both sides corrupt!” And “deep state” bullshit. Just in time for Trumps next indictment(s) It’s all they’ve got. Trump is clearly guilty so they need to throw as much bullshit chaff into the air as they can. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1868 "2023-08-01T03:13:53Z")
And their audience just loves to inhale those dried dung particles. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1869 "2023-08-01T10:07:18Z")
> **[Ingraham: ‘Proof’ That Joe Biden Crime Exists ‘Irrelevant’](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ingraham-don-t-hung-whether-015119140.html)** > > The Fox News host’s advice came in response to the congressional testimony of a former Hunter Biden business partner. I mean, when they come out and admit it, what are you supposed to say? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1870 "2023-08-01T13:43:03Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > when they come out and admit it, what are you supposed to say? Sounds like they are attempting some ass-covering WRT all the support they have provided for Individual-ONE and his gang of miscreants. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1871 "2023-08-01T15:28:21Z")
This part cracked me up. > “Now, no one should really get hung up, as sometimes Republicans are want to do, on whether sufficient proof exists to convict Joe Biden of a financial crime. That’s irrelevant here,” she argued. > > “If Biden had any brains,” she explained, “he would never have wanted funds to go directly to himself, anyway. It would be better if it all went to his son, or brother, or anyone in his family, for that matter, as long as it went to a Biden.” Joe Biden is such a crafty criminal mastermind, he made sure that someone else committed all of the crimes on his own behalf. He didn’t even directly communicate with them! He just sat there, meditating, and his evil mind sent out his Joe Biden Mumbo-Jumbo to psychically influence others into committing crimes. He needs to be locked up and sedated to save this country!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1872 "2023-08-01T15:53:46Z")
Right. And by comparison, Not-Really-Ex President Trump, who actually said out loud, on multiple occasions, recorded on audio and video, that people should commit crimes on his behalf and at his behest in order to serve his interests and bring him benefits, is as pure and innocent as the most virgin of snows. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1873 "2023-08-01T17:15:38Z")
You say that with sarcasm, yet if you read the comments on a Fox news piece they read just like yours and @Atamasama’s posts. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1874 "2023-08-01T19:31:27Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > as pure and innocent as the most virgin of snows. Don’t eat the orange snow. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1875 "2023-08-01T22:44:08Z")
Trump was joking, don’t you know? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1876 "2023-08-03T00:57:20Z")
[Tucker Carlson’s assertion proved wrong, commenters still believe him](https://www.yahoo.com/news/jan-6-rioter-tucker-carlson-234518687.html). > WASHINGTON — A Donald Trump fan who participated in the Jan. 6 attack and then was the subject of a conspiracy theory on Tucker Carlson’s former Fox News show was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday. > > Rally Runner, formerly known as Daniel Donnelly Jr., was arrested in St. Louis, Missouri, according to court records. Runner [faces](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258159/gov.uscourts.dcd.258159.1.1.pdf) five federal charges, including obstructing, impeding, and interfering with law enforcement officers during a civil disorder. Check the comments for how this is yet another FBI plot to embarrass Trump. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1877 "2023-08-03T00:58:23Z")
No, thanks; I’ll take your word for it. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1878 "2023-08-03T21:34:31Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > this is yet another FBI plot to embarrass Trump. Why on earth does he need the FBI for that when he does just fine by himself? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1879 "2023-08-03T21:55:22Z")
The embarrassment, though, is entirely subjective. He does not embarrass himself before his MAGAtry or his acolytes. Only the Wokies see the embarrassment, and _those people_ see everything wrongly anyway. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1880 "2023-08-03T22:13:57Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Only the Wokies see the embarrassment, and _those people_ see everything wrongly anyway. - I thought Wokies were the ones who chew 'bacca. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180/1881 "2023-08-03T22:48:58Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I thought Wokies were the ones who chew 'bacca. Nah. I’m pretty sure Wokies come from the tropical forested home world of Kashyyyk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-fox-news-channel-is-bunch-of-lying-fucks/931180.md?page=95)