# This just in: Norm Coleman a 300 lb. Gorilla!

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [July 2, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-norm-coleman-a-300-lb-gorilla/501747 "2009-07-02T22:12:23Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-norm-coleman-a-300-lb-gorilla/501747/21 "2009-07-06T01:20:14Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> That’s how I read it originally. MUCH more interesting that way. I’d pay money to watch.

He’d just sue to overturn the outcome. 😛

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-norm-coleman-a-300-lb-gorilla/501747/22 "2009-07-06T03:04:08Z")

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What, order a recount of his number of limbs?

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-norm-coleman-a-300-lb-gorilla/501747/23 "2009-07-06T04:40:54Z")

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He’d probably be more concerned with the count of missing teeth. A number of them might be “hanging” chads…

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