# This just in: poop not funny

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-poop-not-funny/246918>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 25, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-poop-not-funny/246918 "2004-05-25T02:32:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![RainGrowsBrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@RainGrowsBrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RainGrowsBrite)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-poop-not-funny/246918/21 "2004-05-25T19:57:47Z")

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Poop. Poop is funny. It is. Your little one will come back from the dark side.

You know the saying, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”?

I changed it up a bit…

**When you dont have anything to say, then say…**

wait for it…

\*\*POOP!!! 😃 \*\*

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-poop-not-funny/246918/22 "2004-05-25T20:13:09Z")

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**Master Wang-Ka** , that was hysterical.

Here I sit at work, wiping tears from my face while sliding off my chair, laughing my ass off, getting some very strange looks…

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-poop-not-funny/246918/23 "2004-05-26T12:25:49Z")

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> [@Trunk](#):
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> … and without looking up from her book, my wife said, “Hong Poop”.

Believe it or not, I found that funnier than **Master Wang-Kas`** whole poop story (sorry Master). Interjecting a proper ‘poop’ in just the right place at just the right time can be priceless. And funny. Sorry, carry on…

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