# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/1 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")
**I now have 48000000 Domino’s Points. Which entitles me to… fuck the gloved one** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/2 "2009-06-29T17:22:13Z")
\*\*I now have 48000000 Domino’s Points. Which entitles me to… Fuck the evangelical vandal of the Hello How Are You Frog in Austin! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/3 "2009-06-29T19:28:35Z")
\*\*What is your biggest personal problem? A cat, a broom, a caption contest \*\* Do tell us. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/4 "2009-06-29T19:36:14Z")
\*\*Products of Beastiality Things you remember from your childhood that would be ABSOLUTELY UNTHINKABLE today \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/5 "2009-06-29T20:33:33Z")
A three-fer: \*\*Who here has lived in the UK? How the Brits prepared for end of the world… How many of you lurked for years before free guest posting? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/6 "2009-06-29T21:47:32Z")
\*\*What is your biggest personal problem? A scale model of the Solar System \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/7 "2009-06-30T14:27:01Z")
**What _is_ a soul? A scale model of the Solar System** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/8 "2009-07-01T01:02:40Z")
\*\*Any KML experts here? Need help with my Google Earth map. Language or gibberish? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/9 "2009-07-01T04:35:36Z")
\*\*Drunk drivers should burn in hell Come on you homosexual demon! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/10 "2009-07-01T04:59:58Z")
**Man circumcises himself… with nail clippers All time great inappropriate choices.** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/11 "2009-07-01T13:46:43Z")
\*\*Real life stuff you actually learned from television MST3K is funny, even if I have no idea what’s going on \*\* As opposed to realizing it from YouTube. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/12 "2009-07-01T14:13:13Z")
This one is truly horrible – so why can’t I stop giggling about it? **Come on you homosexual demon! fuck the gloved one** :o ---
**Author:** ![Shrinking\_Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Shrinking\_Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shrinking_Violet)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/13 "2009-07-01T14:16:32Z")
\*\*Minnesota has a senator: Franken wins A scale model of the Solar System \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/14 "2009-07-01T17:02:53Z")
Not sure which one of these is better, but I broke up this threefer so you have your choice: \*\*What is the most wasteful human activity? Forming adjectives from country names What is the most wasteful human activity? Coffee Grounds + No Garbage Disposal = ? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/15 "2009-07-01T17:09:24Z")
**Human Genome Sequenced. Now What? Chronic burping** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/16 "2009-07-01T17:19:39Z")
**What will we be embarrassed about in 20 years? My SO’s ex-wife, our kids, the 4th of July, and my immaturity** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/17 "2009-07-01T18:45:18Z")
\*\*Is there any chance Dr. Franks Joint Relief will help my dog? Help with a dog problem \*\* ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/18 "2009-07-01T19:00:18Z")
**Products of Beastiality puppy learns a life lesson Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer!** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/19 "2009-07-01T19:13:55Z")
\*\*I almost had to cut a bitch in obedience class yesterday My postman is a barbarian. \*\* Sure sounds like it. **I pit Sampiro The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes** Hey, we have a crazy Congresswoman on the board ! \*\*Why is it so hard to find a swimsuit??? Stupid Jerk Oh, you goddamned rubberneckers. \*\* Hey, wear something else while you’re trying to find that swimsuit. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/20 "2009-07-01T21:30:33Z")
**Your favorite short jokes Minnesota has a senator: Franken wins** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=2)