# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/181 "2009-08-02T06:04:04Z")
**Tasing the deaf & disabled Easy Solution To Gangs?** So… Are we talking about gangs of deaf and disabled people? Or is it, ‘Stop your nefarious activities, or the deaf guy gets it!’? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/182 "2009-08-02T08:25:18Z")
**Same-sex marriage: United States lags behind Albania Photos and Videos from my Fantabulous Juggling Wedding Extravaganza** So, same-sex weddings in the US aren’t fabulous enough? Is that it? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/183 "2009-08-02T16:57:24Z")
\*\*I don’t think this guy cares about his job anymore. So ANyway, I’ve been Fired \*\* But who cares? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/184 "2009-08-03T06:21:12Z")
\*\*My Dad Can Beat Your Dad… Krakatoa awakens. Newslink \*\* He sure has a heck of a punch, I’ll give him that. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/185 "2009-08-03T08:19:20Z")
**Leif Garrett Fans? Rocky** Huh. Never would have guessed. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/186 "2009-08-03T18:53:29Z")
\*\*What famously "good looking’ people do you not like the looks of? \*\* Conversely, what famous ugly people are you attracted to? \*\*I just found out my wife thinks Severus Snape is hot \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/187 "2009-08-03T20:00:15Z")
\*\* I want to have a party. What’s fun for adults? Erections while cuddling/spooning \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/188 "2009-08-04T23:05:31Z")
\*\* CalMeacham Interviewed on the History Channel I saw death (graphic description) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/189 "2009-08-05T14:35:01Z")
\*\*Whatcha Readin’ August 09 Edition Law Firm Billing \*\* Is that the new John Grisham book? ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/190 "2009-08-05T16:36:40Z")
**The good thing about steak at home…** **Butter** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/191 "2009-08-05T19:29:56Z")
**What NOT to do in London? Don’t call your mother "she"** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/192 "2009-08-05T19:51:17Z")
**Shatner does Palin The Lovely Bones trailer** Apparently, we’re listing possible Star Trek-themed porn movie titles in CS. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/193 "2009-08-05T19:54:59Z")
\*\*10 Years of SpongeBob SquarePants Please recommend dystopian novels. \*\* I offer this only because I initially read it as a pretty good band name: **Dystopian SquarePants!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/194 "2009-08-05T20:39:08Z")
**Monkubines: a business proposal Ever have to break it to someone you care about that their “business idea” won’t fly?** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/195 "2009-08-05T22:00:02Z")
\*\* Things You Will Never Be Able to Do! I have a bat in my apartment and I can’t catch it. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/196 "2009-08-06T00:15:38Z")
\*\*What Old Technologies (Or Things) Will You NEVER Give Up Butter \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/197 "2009-08-06T04:30:10Z")
**Ask the organizer of the Ottawa Panhandlers’ Union How much do you pay for a month of cellular phone service?** Uhm, I think he wants union related questions. \*\*What’s A Trip Through The “Chunnel” Like? Epic? \*\* There’s only one way to find out. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/198 "2009-08-06T04:47:53Z")
\*\*Real things I said to my pets today Why did you have to shit in my shoes?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anaglyph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Anaglyph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaglyph)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/199 "2009-08-06T06:13:39Z")
\*\* Wife 5 months into pregnancy and I’m falling for another woman. Aarghh! my wife is leaving \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/200 "2009-08-06T06:26:16Z")
**What will people have in their offices 50 years from now? Erections while cuddling/spooning** So, I take it the trend towards office informality is just beginning. \*\*Should I cheat on her husband? Squeaky Fromme, or The Squeakshank Redemption \*\* I didn’t know she was married . . . and no, that probably wouldn’t turn out well. **_Psycho_ theme music** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=11)