# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/201 "2009-08-06T06:31:31Z")
\*\*The “I’m Not Gay, But…” Thread Should I cheat on her husband? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/202 "2009-08-06T06:48:56Z")
**Burning Man 2009 I bet that one was new at the ER** I’m pretty sure they’ve had burn victims before. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/203 "2009-08-06T13:52:02Z")
\*\*my wife is leaving Should I cheat on her husband? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/204 "2009-08-06T18:30:48Z")
**I wanna get creeped out! Tell me some creepy stuff!** **Ask the organizer of the Ottawa Panhandlers’ Union** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/205 "2009-08-07T02:49:41Z")
A disturbing trio: \*\*I wanna get creeped out! Tell me some creepy stuff! Tell me if this behavior I am contemplating is creepy, controlling, or manipulative Does your gut say that violent rapists should be executed?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/206 "2009-08-07T03:55:17Z")
**Henry Louis Gates target of death threats, might have to move Anything else you motherfuckers need?** Well, we’d really like to see him dead, but I guess we’ll have to settle on him moving. I guess that’s enough. What? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/207 "2009-08-07T12:41:47Z")
**What’s your get-rich-quick plan? Pig in boots?** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/208 "2009-08-07T17:08:03Z")
\*\*Where did the theory of multiple universes originate? When the teacher is wrong. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/209 "2009-08-07T18:23:46Z")
\*\*What to Do and See in LA? Pets and nudity What NOT to do in London? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/210 "2009-08-07T19:31:43Z")
**Vladmir Putin, kindly put a shirt on! Seriously, I don’t think he’s a stalker.** I really doubt Vladimir Putin is stalking you. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/211 "2009-08-07T21:44:59Z")
\*\*Why are conservatives such dicks? THEY are the fascists, the traitors and the anti-ameircan liars \*\* So dickishness kind of follows. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/212 "2009-08-08T08:14:42Z")
**Kitty downloaded kiddy porn. Smart cat dumb pervert. After a long, rocky relationship, it’s time for a split** “That’s the last straw, Fluffy! The magic is gone… It’s like I don’t even know you anymore!” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/213 "2009-08-08T08:41:20Z")
**When the teacher is wrong. Ordering someone’s death** “No, I’m sorry Johnny, but that answer is incorrect. Class, you know what to do–you must all stone him to death now.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/214 "2009-08-09T01:30:37Z")
**Back to school time! What is the weirdest item on your kid’s school supply list? Non-lethal Self Defense Options** Wow, tough school. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/215 "2009-08-09T01:46:25Z")
**I have a dog! (pictures included!) Vladmir Putin, kindly put a shirt on!** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/216 "2009-08-09T07:45:26Z")
**Real things I said to my pets today Beware the Bangkok Airport Scam!** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/217 "2009-08-09T07:59:25Z")
**Helicopter crash in Hudson They just don’t make things like they used to** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/218 "2009-08-09T16:54:18Z")
\*\*Temporarily stopping time Science of Aging: Recommended Reads and Serious Speculation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/219 "2009-08-10T20:31:10Z")
\*\*Venus Flytraps THEY are the fascists, the traitors and the anti-ameircan liars \*\* Unlike the patriotic Pitcher Plant. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/220 "2009-08-11T04:29:47Z")
\*\*How did Michael Jackson manage to live like a superstar while being effectively broke? What currently fascinates you? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=12)