# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/21 "2009-07-01T22:00:25Z")
\*\*Couch-to-5K: Anyone with me? Piss off. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/22 "2009-07-01T22:14:20Z")
**I pit Sampiro Truth is a popularity contest…** ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/23 "2009-07-01T22:16:44Z")
\*\*Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer! Couple to raise their baby without assigning it a gender\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/24 "2009-07-02T01:28:17Z")
\*\*I signed up for Japanese lessons! All time great inappropriate choices. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/25 "2009-07-02T01:40:47Z")
**Share you desktop wallpaper ID this bizarre painting?** ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/26 "2009-07-02T01:47:27Z")
**The dumbest thing you’ve heard anyone say this week is… What does it mean to be ‘needy’ in a relationship?** If you gotta ask, you’ll never know… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/27 "2009-07-02T02:13:05Z")
\*\*“Fargo” Actor Harve Presnell Dies Karl Malden dies Longest time between dying and being in a movie \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/28 "2009-07-02T03:30:00Z")
\*\*Man circumcises himself… with nail clippers If you could enter the mind/body of anybody from history… \*\* . . . it wouldn’t be him. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/29 "2009-07-02T14:03:58Z")
\*\*Words that sound dirty but aren’t Thy big tits \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/30 "2009-07-02T14:34:42Z")
**Man circumcises himself… with nail clippers All time great inappropriate choices.** Yeah, that choice has got to be up there with the greats… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/31 "2009-07-02T14:56:44Z")
\*\*Newsflash!! This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead \*\* What makes it even better is that the Newsflash thread starts with “Michael Jackson is still dead”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/32 "2009-07-02T15:49:30Z")
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/33 "2009-07-02T16:04:28Z")
\*\* Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer! Thy big tits \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/34 "2009-07-02T16:59:49Z")
**Need Help Translating Motto Into Latin Language or gibberish?** Ixnay on the ibberishgay. \*\*What would your Eccentricity be? All time great inappropriate choices. Why is it so hard to find a swimsuit??? Working Retail=Stupid Customers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/35 "2009-07-02T19:20:09Z")
\*\*The dumbest thing you’ve heard anyone say this week is… Cheerio breath! What will we be embarrassed about in 20 years? Paranormal experience\*\* ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/36 "2009-07-03T02:16:07Z")
Close, but… sequential posters in a Pit thread: Soul Patch ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/37 "2009-07-03T02:40:11Z")
\*\*Obama “finally” chose a church, thank god Come on you homosexual demon! \*\* Now _ **there’s** _ a church service that’ll have an interesting reaction from the electorate. \*\*When did you discover that “reality” is inconsistent? Paranormal experience \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/38 "2009-07-03T09:00:18Z")
\*\*The dumbest thing you’ve heard anyone say this week is… Wgen did you discover that “reality” is inconsistent? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/39 "2009-07-03T13:53:57Z")
\*\*Great sex: it’s in the minds of the participants Thy big tits Great sex: it’s in the minds of the participants \*\* Your subliminal comment is contradicting your Main Message ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/40 "2009-07-03T14:06:47Z")
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