# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/41 "2009-07-03T16:10:04Z")
\*\*Ewww - I encountered a pervert in the men’s room! Great sex: it’s in the minds of the participants\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/42 "2009-07-03T18:59:18Z")
\*\*The dumbest thing you’ve heard anyone say this week is… I Joined FaceBook. What am I Supposed to Do With It? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/43 "2009-07-04T07:13:49Z")
\*\*The abandonded property across the road is burning… My wife’s in the hospital I’m already thinking about Fall, and it’s depressing me. \*\* So you expect things to go _downhill_ by fall ?! :eek: \*\*Most spectacular way in which you or a coworker has quit or been fired from a job Last Nazi War Criminal To be Tried \*\* “Hey, what happened to old Heinrich from Accounting ?” “He got fired over that war criminal thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/44 "2009-07-04T08:02:39Z")
\*\* Last Nazi War Criminal To be Tried Instant Karma \*\* Strange definition of instant you got there ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/45 "2009-07-04T23:51:12Z")
One of the best I’ve ever seen: **Goat Cheese, How does it taste and what can I do with it?** **Fromage! Help me create a cheesy, cheesy iPod mix** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/46 "2009-07-05T00:51:16Z")
**Messed up rib - what can I do? Walking while on the cell phone.** That’s one thing, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/47 "2009-07-05T01:14:07Z")
\*\*Peeling Garbanzos and Eating Paste Best band name ever.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/48 "2009-07-05T02:39:22Z")
\*\*All time great inappropriate choices. From the “Christ, that’s dumb” files: Teacher sends kids home with DVD (with a XXX snippet!) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/49 "2009-07-05T02:42:34Z")
**Bacon. What is it good for? Instant Karma** Really? How does that work? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/50 "2009-07-05T07:43:37Z")
**Ask the girl who just got her first epliator! Another conversation with God.** “Jesus Christ! That hurt!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/51 "2009-07-06T00:08:59Z")
\*\*I’m enjoying the new Iggy Pop album Paranormal experience \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/52 "2009-07-06T00:35:29Z")
**So…wait–what defines a Christian? Total War VS Civilized Warfare** ---
**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/53 "2009-07-06T00:39:48Z")
**Where is The Human Race heading? Photos of MJ’s skin disorder (new to me!)** ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/54 "2009-07-06T01:27:14Z")
**Even if you Fail, you Pass-new school rule Well, that is an easier way to do that, isn’t? Where is The Human Race heading?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/55 "2009-07-06T01:29:02Z")
**Another conversation with God. Where is The Human Race heading?** ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/56 "2009-07-06T01:41:39Z")
**On Men being Men… I need to rent a goat Well, that was awkward…** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/57 "2009-07-06T03:53:17Z")
\*\*Where is The Human Race heading? Ask the girl who just got her first epliator! \*\* Towards hairlessness ? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/58 "2009-07-06T07:33:39Z")
**My only hope is that after I die… You don’t text message break up!** Well, now, there wouldn’t be any need to break up at that point anyway, would there? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/59 "2009-07-06T14:41:28Z")
\*\*What did you eat for the 4th of July? Black coffee \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/60 "2009-07-06T15:16:27Z")
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