# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/61 "2009-07-06T20:12:50Z")
\*\*Michael Jackson the Pedarast? What Do We Actually know? Could I write a Military Thriller using internet sources for the technical details? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/62 "2009-07-06T20:49:51Z")
\*\*[Expletive deleted] the Majorities That’s probably not a very good idea… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/63 "2009-07-06T22:44:19Z")
**Tell me something I don’t know You don’t text message break up!** I hope you already knew that… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/64 "2009-07-07T00:22:10Z")
\*\*Well, that was awkward… You don’t text message break up! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/65 "2009-07-07T01:11:41Z")
\*\*Tell me something I don’t know This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead \*\* Oh Noes! They said they’d retuuuuurrrnn! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/66 "2009-07-07T02:03:10Z")
**Another conversation with God. Tell me something I don’t know** What did he say? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/67 "2009-07-07T03:26:47Z")
\*\*Fireworks Well, that was awkward… This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead \*\* Should’ve stuck with the ‘safe and sane’ kind. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/68 "2009-07-07T05:20:24Z")
**Tell me something I don’t know Spider builds life sized decoys to fool predators** Ask and ye shall receive. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/69 "2009-07-07T08:08:51Z")
\*\*Medical question: What does one have when one poops oil? “Bull Shit” in other languages \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/70 "2009-07-07T13:41:35Z")
\*\*People you hate for no good reason. The Surname “Hitler”. \*\* and anyone who uses it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/71 "2009-07-07T14:50:03Z")
\*\*The dumbest thing you’ve heard anyone say this week is… I need to rent a goat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/72 "2009-07-07T16:01:37Z")
**Tell me something I don’t know They Might Not Be Giants** You know, FYI… ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/73 "2009-07-07T16:49:22Z")
**Sarah the Quitter! I quit my job and I end up in the cuckoo’s nest!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/74 "2009-07-07T20:15:33Z")
**Last Nazi War Criminal To be Tried Most spectacular way in which you or a coworker has quit or been fired from a job** Man, my last boss was a total nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/75 "2009-07-08T15:52:08Z")
\*\*What would you do? Your favorite candy bar \*\* I don’t like Klondikes, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/76 "2009-07-08T16:47:48Z")
\*\*Tell me something I don’t know - of dubious veracity Human sperm created from stem cells \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/77 "2009-07-08T18:22:11Z")
\*\*Where is The Human Race heading? Narcissistic and borderline personality disorders \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/78 "2009-07-08T18:59:56Z")
\*\*Michael Jackson’s Brain Missing? Washing Out Your Brain after a David Icke Video \*\* Anyone check the sink? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/79 "2009-07-08T20:02:13Z")
\*\*The Jew Question Best band name ever. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/80 "2009-07-08T20:59:17Z")
\*\*What’s mayo “supposed” to smell like? Durian, the Evil Fruit \*\* Only if it’s left out in the sun… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=5)