# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/81 "2009-07-08T23:50:23Z")
\*\*Stupid Baby Names Storing fried onions\*\* Yep, that’s a bad baby name choice. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/82 "2009-07-09T00:09:52Z")
**When is it appropriate for men to cry? (silly answers only, please). Getting rid of books** \*NOOOOO ! \*\< sobs \> ---
**Author:** ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/83 "2009-07-09T00:18:19Z")
**Best band name ever. Mollie Sugden’s dead.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/84 "2009-07-09T00:59:04Z")
\*\* The dead contacting the living Michael Jackson the Pederast? What Do We Actually know? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/85 "2009-07-09T01:04:01Z")
\*\*Is there _any_ topic that’s too TMI for the Dope? A Blood Clot of My Very Own \*\* Not even close. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/86 "2009-07-09T02:24:12Z")
\*\* The real tragedy of Michael Jackson’s death is … Fried pecan pie. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/87 "2009-07-09T09:18:15Z")
\*\*What unique clique nicknames do you remember? Toilet bomb \*\* I do NOT want to hear how you got that nickname. \*\*Toilet bomb Washing Out Your Brain after a David Icke Video \*\* \< adds “David Icke” to list of things to avoid googling \> ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/88 "2009-07-09T10:25:50Z")
\*\*Philly swimming pool kicks out black kids, “doesn’t allow minorities” If you’re white and all you can think about is how good blacks have it, you’re an idiot \*\* Pretty much sums it up. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/89 "2009-07-09T14:26:03Z")
\*\*Favorite camping recipes Truffle oil with eggs\*\* Well look at Mr. Fancypants ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/90 "2009-07-09T15:37:07Z")
\*\*Is there _any_ topic that’s too TMI for the Dope? Dopers, please reassure me \*\* Sorry to disappoint, but the answer is “no”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/91 "2009-07-09T20:53:14Z")
\*\*Names you don’t hear much these days Did anyone else expect Michael Jackson to bust out of his coffin and moonwalk across the stage? \*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/92 "2009-07-09T23:32:40Z")
\*\*Tell me something I don’t know - of dubious veracity Michael Jackson back at Neverland ranch… in ghost form. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/93 "2009-07-09T23:51:41Z")
**Tell me something I don’t know - of dubious veracity This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead** No they’re not! They’re just resting! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/94 "2009-07-10T02:37:29Z")
\*\*Share your personal accomplishments I quit my job yesterday. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/95 "2009-07-10T09:51:05Z")
**Is there _any_ topic that’s too TMI for the Dope? Toilet bomb** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/96 "2009-07-10T12:33:47Z")
\*\*really, exactly how DID Jackson become white all over his body? plant extracts \*\* He wanted to be lily white. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/97 "2009-07-10T15:25:07Z")
**Toilet bomb** **NTSB report on Steve Fossett crash** **Washing Out Your Brain after a David Icke Video** **Michael Jackson’s Brain Missing?** ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/98 "2009-07-10T18:10:13Z")
**really, exactly how DID Jackson become white all over his body? In Norway you can go to the mall naked** Well, I _can_ see the connection, but… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/99 "2009-07-10T18:46:38Z")
**The straight dope on Iams??? Are werewolves immortal?** Maybe werewolves that eat Iams are. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/100 "2009-07-10T18:49:53Z")
\*\*Stupid Baby Names Share what you know about Cozumel, Roatan and Belize \*\* I’ll share the fact that these are pretty stupid baby names. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=6)