# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/101 "2009-07-10T19:19:05Z")
\*\*Can people eat dog-food without ill effects? The straight dope on Iams??? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/102 "2009-07-11T14:43:27Z")
**Anyone ever lay carpet? Is it something you can do yourself? Man, I had one fucked up dream Obama gets busted…** Dear Penthouse, I was having this weird dream. I was hanging out at my house, doing nothing special, when there was a knock at the door. I opened the door to find an amazingly attractive carpet that happened to be a nymphomaniac. I was going to lay the carpet myself, but Obama showed up. \ And that’s when Michelle walked in… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/103 "2009-07-11T20:00:45Z")
**Fat-ass (Grossbottom) and Jeff who shit in a thread just to pick on Lib. Insurance company poopyheads iTunes! Useless piece of SHIT!** Feeling scatalogical today, are we ? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/104 "2009-07-12T00:18:53Z")
**So, my cats hate kangaroo mince I may have just gotten my neighbor’s dog killed, and I don’t feel even a little guilty.** Do you think he’ll like dog mince any better? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/105 "2009-07-12T12:55:12Z")
\*\* When do boys become dudes? My soon-to-be husband is having his stag today. \*\* Asked and answered ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/106 "2009-07-12T13:21:56Z")
**The Eastern Band of Cherokee is currently accepting only infants for membership (Native) American Graffiti - A West Texas MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/107 "2009-07-12T15:35:28Z")
**When do boys become dudes? Dopefest-Dublin, Sunday, July 26th?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/108 "2009-07-12T18:11:28Z")
**The Aesthetical Jesus - Part IV The dead contacting the living** Prove it ! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/109 "2009-07-13T18:15:31Z")
\*\*Tin foil question So What Is the Super Secret Bush Spy Program? \*\* Does it involve space aliens? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/110 "2009-07-13T21:55:05Z")
\*\*Nostalgia: What would you bring back? Kids swimming in pools \*\* I like whiskers on kittens, too. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/111 "2009-07-14T07:41:01Z")
**Man, I had one fucked up dream The Famous Clinton Cigar** Where’s that “Is there any subject too TMI” thread… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/112 "2009-07-14T18:18:32Z")
This is a good last username posted/thread title combo: \*\*Hydrogen economy -\> dead Earth? \*\* by WarmNPrickly ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/113 "2009-07-14T21:25:35Z")
**What has happened since 2000?** **There is some pork in the fridge** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/114 "2009-07-15T04:08:40Z")
\*\* Holy moly! Strangers are about to invade my lady garden! You ever have sex dreams about your friends?\*\* Well, make up your mind: Are these dreams about strangers, or about your friends? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/115 "2009-07-15T14:13:08Z")
\*\*Artists with weird reputations who actually are weird Michael Jackson the Pederast? What Do We Actually know? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/116 "2009-07-15T19:38:41Z")
**Today’s My Birthday!** **What will make me feel old tomorrow?** Then, a few minutes later: **What will make me feel old tomorrow?** **What’s with old people** ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/117 "2009-07-15T21:26:39Z")
IMHO: **What is the most out of date substance you have used/ingested?** **Blowjobs–Women who Don’t and Women who Won’t** ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/118 "2009-07-15T21:38:58Z")
**Should I Try Kava Kava? In other words, evacuating the bowels.** You could just say “no”–you don’t have to be mean about it. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/119 "2009-07-16T07:24:32Z")
**"I’m sorry BUT…" I’ve been trying to think up funn fortune cookie fortunes** Well, just don’t let it happen again. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/120 "2009-07-16T12:36:25Z")
\*\*Has anyone ever totally _lost their shit_ where you work? In other words, evacuating the bowels. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=7)