# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/121 "2009-07-16T19:04:13Z")
\*\*Blowjobs–women who won’t, women who don’t I’m sick! What can I eat/drink to settle my stomach?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/122 "2009-07-16T19:09:31Z")
\*\*Kids swimming in pools In other words, evacuating the bowels. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/123 "2009-07-17T14:50:23Z")
\*\*Why do I weigh more in the morning than at night? Too pooped to pop… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/124 "2009-07-17T15:58:21Z")
\*\*So has anyone here ever attended a “cuddle party”? For Those of Us Who Just Aren’t Into Social-Networking Websites \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/125 "2009-07-17T18:27:31Z")
**Michael Jackson the Pederast? What Do We Actually know? Where can I get my hands on some guavas?** Billie-Jean was not my guava… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/126 "2009-07-18T19:57:31Z")
\*\*Maturity Test What bras do \*\* Nyuk nyuk nyuk etc. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/127 "2009-07-18T20:00:00Z")
**Name my wife’s new cafe! Science education** The cooks can be dressed in lab coats, and the waitstaff could be dressed as technicians. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/128 "2009-07-18T22:48:06Z")
\*\* Name my wife’s new cafe! Anti-Racism Pill: Yay or Nay? \*\* Well, it’s idealistic, but it doesn’t quite work for me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/129 "2009-07-19T05:45:10Z")
**How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to? How comfortable were/are Crocs?** She had a snappin’ pussy! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/130 "2009-07-19T07:35:37Z")
\*\*What’s with old people Women can fly helicopters! AMAZING!!! \*\* "Yeah, yeah, Grandpa, whatever. :rolleyes: \*\*John Carter of Mars News Space documentaries \*\* So NASA faked all that probe data ?! Probably the military wanted to keep the existence of radium rifles secret . . . ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/131 "2009-07-19T08:04:40Z")
**Limericks anyone? (NSFW) Anyone Here Been To Kamloops?** “There once was a man from Kamloops, Who had a bad case of the poops…” Eh, I got nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/132 "2009-07-19T08:05:41Z")
**Hotdogging driver crashes into building I was just in a big car accident. Am ok, but freaking out.** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/133 "2009-07-19T20:28:37Z")
**Blowjobs–Women who Don’t and Women who Won’t That is SO Emma and Jenny…** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/134 "2009-07-19T23:56:19Z")
\*\*Crappy, sensationalist reporting really pisses me off. Ex-Marine With Chainsaw vs. Mountain Lion \*\* In reality, it was just a guy with a shotgun versus a feral cat. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/135 "2009-07-20T02:45:45Z")
\*\* He[, God,] has the final say! [Witnessing. ed. title] Calling All Bible Experts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/136 "2009-07-20T02:57:50Z")
**What Operating System does the Space Station use? Why is there a giant Ferris Wheel in London?** [Visual aid for those who haven’t seen _2001: A Space Odyssey_](http://www.daviddarling.info/images/Space_Station_V.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/137 "2009-07-20T06:25:51Z")
Cafe Society: **I just found out my wife thinks Severus Snape is hot Who finds the success of Harry Potter depressing?** Ooh–sorry, dude. But, realistically, what are the chances of Alan Rickman actually swooping in to steal away your wife? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/138 "2009-07-20T08:13:34Z")
\*\*Anal: Guys who don’t and women who won’t Opinions on the Grand Canyon donkey rides\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/139 "2009-07-20T14:26:15Z")
\*\*How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to? Doing the Hand Jive: Questions about manicures \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/140 "2009-07-20T17:08:39Z")
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