# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/141 "2009-07-20T19:06:29Z")
\*\*Gah. I hate breaking up. Well THAT kicked my ass! \*\* Hey, breaking up is hard to do… ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/142 "2009-07-20T21:34:51Z")
New Posts: **Opinions on Grand Canyon donkey ride I want to sit in on a time-share sales pitch** Yeah, pretty much the same thing . . . sitting on your ass while heading into a big hole. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/143 "2009-07-21T18:18:09Z")
\*\* Let’s Talk Pokemon! What does your health care insurance cost you? \*\* Nurse Joy doesn’t come cheap ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/144 "2009-07-21T22:27:34Z")
\*\*What Is The Most Egregiously Sexist Act You Have Ever Seen? Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/145 "2009-07-22T04:06:36Z")
\*\*Well THAT kicked my ass! Something hit Jupiter? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/146 "2009-07-22T08:05:57Z")
**How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to? Blowjobs–Women who Don’t and Women who Won’t Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t** Wow - it’s like the Harmonic Convergence… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/147 "2009-07-22T13:26:53Z")
\*\*Dear Pat Buchanan I Am Displeased With iPod for Monopolising The MP3 Player Market \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/148 "2009-07-22T14:44:25Z")
**Being stood up on a date – Why? What kind of gun should I buy? Experiences with Zoloft Withdrawal?** There’s a whole story in those three titles. . ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/149 "2009-07-22T17:26:19Z")
**What are the five worst television shows of all time? Hell’s Kitchen!!!** Yes, it’s bad enough to occupy all five slots. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/150 "2009-07-23T00:42:47Z")
\*\* Dear Pat Buchanan Anything else you motherfuckers need? \*\* Well? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/151 "2009-07-23T18:08:06Z")
**Lagniappe, or a little something pleasant and unexpected in your day Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t** SURPRISE! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/152 "2009-07-23T21:11:53Z")
\*\*Alternativies to AAA? The American “R” sound \*\* Hecik, I can do better than that, I have a whole alphabet you can use. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/153 "2009-07-23T21:28:10Z")
\*\*Who Do You Want To Punch Out? Phone Rage At “Extended Auto Warranty” Scammer\*\* Can’t blame you. I’d want to punch them out, too. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/154 "2009-07-24T10:02:27Z")
\*\*Things I’ve Found On The Ground At Work. More Swedish lesbians choose Danish sperm over hard to get Swedish spunk \*\* Yes, but they’ll probably be peeved with you when they find out you scraped it off the ground. ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/155 "2009-07-25T03:29:08Z")
**Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t** **Canine Prostate Cancer–Please tell me everything you know** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/156 "2009-07-25T08:14:32Z")
**More Swedish lesbians choose Danish sperm over hard to get Swedish spunk Where Does She Come Up With This Stuff??** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/157 "2009-07-26T01:36:04Z")
\*\*Anything else you motherfuckers need? The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes. \*\* I don’t even _ **want** _ to know what you want her for . . . ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/158 "2009-07-26T06:47:11Z")
**What’s with old people If we took the bones out, they wouldn’t be crunchy** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/159 "2009-07-26T07:56:19Z")
\*\*Roman neopaganism-How would that work, exactly? The dead contacting the living \*\* “This is your great great great . . . great grandfather speaking, a priest of Jupiter in life” “Yes, ancient one ?” “Praise Jupiter . . . and I’ll give you next week’s winning Lotto numbers.” ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/160 "2009-07-26T07:59:26Z")
Phrases your (grand)parents used. 6 months in and still loving my netbook. What’s with old people. Seriously, I mean, using phrases about things that hadn’t been invented yet? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=9)