# This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346 "2009-06-29T15:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/161 "2009-07-26T21:40:23Z")
\*\*Share your life goals Just Say Something Nice \*\* I’d go for something a little more ambitious. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/162 "2009-07-27T00:31:54Z")
\*\*How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to? You get a time-out for being annoying as fuck \*\* So try not to be an annoying fuck. Especially when losing it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/163 "2009-07-27T17:04:59Z")
**How do your stools rate on the Bristol Stool Form Scale? GQ- What are you an expert in?** Sounds like you really know your shit. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/164 "2009-07-28T17:51:29Z")
\*\*What should I do in England? Losing weight through running \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/165 "2009-07-28T20:05:53Z")
**Need a comeback for glurge righty e-mail The “I’m Not Straight, But…” Thread** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/166 "2009-07-28T22:53:39Z")
\*\*The “I’m Not Gay, But…” Thread Who’s Taking the Bar This Week? \*\* If you know what I mean . . . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/167 "2009-07-29T02:55:36Z")
\*\*So Anyway, I’ve been Fired I bet that one was new at the ER. \*\* "So this patient comes in, right, and his clothes are all burnt, and he tells me, ‘Doc, when my boss said he was going to fire me I didn’t think he meant it literally…’ " ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/168 "2009-07-29T11:48:34Z")
\*\*I bet that one was new at the ER. How I nearly killed myself twice this week \*\* Creatively, by the look of it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/169 "2009-07-29T17:46:26Z")
Actors that can’t sing Shatner does Palin ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/170 "2009-07-29T22:58:55Z")
\*\*They’re called ‘f\*ck me’ shoes for a reason! They’re called “bl\*w job” boots for a reason! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/171 "2009-07-30T03:43:16Z")
\*\*Things to do in Bangkok? Gender roles and violence \*\* But what’s #3? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/172 "2009-07-31T02:06:01Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > \*\*Things to do in Bangkok? > Gender roles and violence \*\* > > But what’s #3? Hi Opal? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/173 "2009-07-31T08:06:32Z")
**Kayaker breaks world record going over 186 ft falls I bet that one was new at the ER.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/174 "2009-07-31T16:00:00Z")
**Will the Moller Skycar ever be ready? Is this a real airplane?** Nope. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/175 "2009-07-31T23:51:56Z")
\*\* Husbands: are you like this? Erections while cuddling/spooning \*\* Damn straight! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/176 "2009-08-01T00:01:28Z")
\*\* My coworkers talk so much and do no work How not to get a job \*\* By working, evidently… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/177 "2009-08-01T13:09:04Z")
\*\*Archie Andrews pops the question Frodo, Sam, Meriadoc or Peregrin? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/178 "2009-08-01T14:17:22Z")
**It really can happen to anyone - unexpected infidelity.** **😃 ivorce**!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/179 "2009-08-01T23:43:56Z")
\*\*CalMeacham Interviewed on the History Channel All aboard! Train to hell leaving now! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346/180 "2009-08-02T05:00:24Z")
**Just took advantage of Cash for Clunkers Worst purchase I ever made.** or **Worst purchase I ever made. Bizarre superyachts proposed** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-just-in-sequential-threads-are-still-dead/501346.md?page=10)