# This made my brain hurt..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916 "2006-01-20T23:03:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/1 "2006-01-20T23:03:10Z")
Put simply: David Hasselhoff _must_ be stopped. [Here.](http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=) The horror…the horror… ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/2 "2006-01-20T23:18:57Z")
_ahem_ What in the blue f\*\*k was that?! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/3 "2006-01-20T23:26:17Z")
Huh…for some reason, I’m not getting any sound. But if the visuals are any gauge, that’s probably a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/4 "2006-01-20T23:31:15Z")
ooga upchuck uh :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/5 "2006-01-20T23:41:17Z")
If you look over to the side under “Related Videos” the next one down is called **7 Pound Dildo** …coincidence? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![conurepete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@conurepete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conurepete)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/6 "2006-01-20T23:52:25Z")
That was GREAT! I never truley appreciated Hasselhoffness until now ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/7 "2006-01-20T23:57:31Z")
Anybody who can maintain the “I’m getting paid a _fortune_ for doing this” grin for that long earns my respect ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/8 "2006-01-21T00:03:57Z")
What on earth is the source for this? Is someone brilliant with video editing software, or did he actually consent to this? Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/9 "2006-01-21T00:05:56Z")
Is it wrong that I just spent the last half hour playing that at max volume and dancing around the house? Maybe it’s the bourbon. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/10 "2006-01-21T00:12:36Z")
He sings better’n anybody I’ve ever seen on American Idol. :: d&r :: ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/11 "2006-01-21T00:14:22Z")
I don’t speak the language of most of the replies (spanish?), but some of the comments are killing me: “Madre de dios! David Hasselhoff el Bertin Osborne de USA! terrible uso de BlueScreening para fines horterazos.” "el botox que le han inyectado … " “Ese tio sufrio una indigestion de callos que le produjo una diarrea cerebral.” As for the video itself, I can’t decide if it’s so awful it’s good, or just plain awful. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/12 "2006-01-21T00:22:39Z")
> [@lightingtool](#): > > \ > > …I can’t decide if it’s so awful it’s good, or just plain awful. Ahhh, truly the mark of an _artiste_. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/13 "2006-01-21T00:40:11Z")
David Hasselhoff is simply awesome. Can’t sing, can’t act, doesn’t care, 'cause he’s a millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/14 "2006-01-21T00:41:13Z")
My eyes are bleeding. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so embarrassed for anyone in my entire life. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Punkyova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@The\_Punkyova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Punkyova)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/15 "2006-01-21T00:42:59Z")
At least he likes Dachshunds. I wonder if they’re his? I also wondered if the angels were his daughters. I focussed on these things because it kept me from absorbing the rest of it into my brain. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/16 "2006-01-21T00:48:24Z")
I’ve actually decided I’m _not_ going to click on the OP’s link. That’s how much y’all have scared me. ☹ At least, not tonight ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/17 "2006-01-21T00:58:35Z")
SO. Non sequitir. The whole bloody thing. What was that alien thing? The fur suit?? That legs spread apart, shakey dance thing he does to try and look cool…tres weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/18 "2006-01-21T01:12:23Z")
Norm MacDonald: “This just goes to prove: Germans love David Hasselhoff.” ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/19 "2006-01-21T01:23:22Z")
I guess I’m just not ready for this. I am still trying to figure out, how in the hell KITT transmorgrified itself in this one episode, from a turbo into a RAM-JET configuration while sitting still on the desert floor. Sorry for the thread hijack, but Hasselhopppffff has never come up with a scienti-fiction explanation of this BS. Although I do think he swims good on his newest series, tentatively entitled, “Baywatch.” Or maybe “BayWatch.” I hear there are gonna be some hot chicks on it, too…maybe it will be called “Babewatch.” Or “BabeWatch.” I’ll get back to y’all later. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916/20 "2006-01-21T01:34:36Z")
I…uh…no words…what…I don’t…an eskimo parka…bites a fish…can’t…no. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-made-my-brain-hurt/340916.md?page=2)