# This message board does not insult my intelligence.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 11, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419 "2003-08-11T16:38:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/21 "2003-08-11T18:51:16Z")

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:dubious:

I never lie.

Down.

Much.

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/22 "2003-08-11T18:58:15Z")

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Welcome aboard Chris - yes I think this is the ultimate in website Message Boards and thanks for the compliment that we have worthwhile and mature discussions here.  
What did Rico say ? “You are going to fit in with us nuts”? Yes Rico is right - we are nuts here - but we are a bunch of suave, urbane, erudite, sophisticated, intelligent nuts.

And we was learned to speak English real good too !

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**Author:** ![WhereAmI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@WhereAmI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhereAmI)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/23 "2003-08-11T18:58:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Idle Thoughts \*  
> \*\*Been reading some topics here over the last few days and I’m impressed.
> 
> After posting on other various message boards for many years now, it’s nice to find a place with more mature and worthwile discussions.  
> Hello. I’m Chris. I joined on Thursday and look forward to adding my opinions and thoughts to this wonderul place. \*\*

GG is that you??? Does GW know you’re here? 😃 😛 😃

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/24 "2003-08-11T19:13:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> \*\*Ahhh, yer intelligence wears Army shoes! \*\*

_Insert clever rejoinder here._

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/25 "2003-08-11T19:36:24Z")

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_Insert really stupid, clichéd and frankly old rejoinder here_.

Because Someone Had to Do It[sup]TM[/sup].

[sub]This MB is insulted by some people’s intelligence;)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/26 "2003-08-11T20:25:18Z")

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(You’ll notice that some Dopers are nicer than others.)

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/27 "2003-08-11T20:50:15Z")

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Yea, but that’s okay. I’m really enjoying reading the wide varieity of interesting and amusing replies and posts.  
Sorry for butchering your name there lmo. You may flog me if I ever confuse another l for an I.  
Thanks for all the welcomes. I know that if the majority here does have issues with their sanity; I shouldn’t feel too left out.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/28 "2003-08-11T21:04:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Idle Thoughts \*  
> Sorry for butchering your name there **lmo**. You may flog me if I ever confuse another l for an I.

Oh, that’s it. You’re on _the list_.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/29 "2003-08-11T21:28:00Z")

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For the last time, **Idle Thoughts** , it’s ln0. Get it right!😉

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/30 "2003-08-11T22:06:02Z")

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I thought it was 1no?

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/31 "2003-08-11T22:29:44Z")

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You know, lno, you could save yourself a lot of grief if you asked a mod to change your name to Lno.

Just a thought.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/32 "2003-08-11T22:43:35Z")

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Wecome! Advice - don’t spend too much time in the pit. There are some real nutters in there!

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/33 "2003-08-11T23:00:45Z")

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Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/34 "2003-08-11T23:01:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> \*\*I thought it was 1no? \*\*

Actually, it’s |\_ || ()

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/35 "2003-08-11T23:04:38Z")

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Damn…  
And I was going to use 1no next…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/36 "2003-08-11T23:12:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kal \*  
> \*\*Are we still allowed to post while nekkid? \*\*

Guess what appendage I’m using to type!

I thought lno’s name was QPdoll. I’m using a real strange font in IE6

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/37 "2003-08-11T23:12:50Z")

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Welcome aboard the party train!

…party train?? I mean potty train…no, wait a minute…AHH screw it. WELCOME ABOARD. 😃

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/38 "2003-08-11T23:18:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AngelicGemma \*  
> \*\*Wecome! Advice - don’t spend too much time in the pit. There are some real nutters in there! \*\*

Indeed, I was called ‘Dinosaur Crap Boy’ in the Pit just today. Imagine my shock!

Chris, this is indeed one of the finest places on the web. Be considerate here and (unlike most other boards) you’ll get consideration in return (mostly). Be thoughtful and you’ll be taken seriously.

I love this place with all my heart and soul. Now that I have it I don’t know what I’d do without it. Probably turn to drugs or something.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/39 "2003-08-11T23:19:22Z")

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I prefer **|no** myself. A fairly subtle distinction, just a couple extra pixels, and I’ve used it several times without him saying anything about it, so nyah.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/40 "2003-08-11T23:43:20Z")

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Hey! I never thought of **lmo** before. Cool move, new dude!

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