# This message board does not insult my intelligence.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 11, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419 "2003-08-11T16:38:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/61 "2003-08-12T19:28:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lainaf \*  
> Pronounced “the doper formerly known as lno”.

Okay, now that’s funny.

But you’re still on the list.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/62 "2003-08-12T20:21:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Siege \*  
> **And the \*\* Ango** -American judge awards **Idle Thoughts** a 9.5 for putting a neat spin on that post!
> 
> CJ \*\*

Yes, we have all the odd demographics here at the SDMB! We attract everyone, including the Ango’s.

And, fertherecord, yer intelligence is so ugly yo’ mama has to tie a steak to it to get the dog to play with it.

Word.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/63 "2003-08-13T03:53:55Z")

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Dear **Idle Thoughts** :

Please don’t fry your brain out in the heat. Your wit is excellent and wonderful here.

Sincerely,

iei

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/64 "2003-08-13T05:12:06Z")

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In a **dress**?!?! So **that** ’s your revenge for not warning you about the initatory rite, Sis?

Just for that, I won’t pick on you for calling yourself “Ango-American.”

You guys sure it’s not £no?

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/65 "2003-08-13T16:26:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> \*\*You’re _all_ on the list of people up against the wall when the revolution comes, right between Steve McQueen and whoever invented sans serif fonts.
> 
> No, no, let’s move that sans serif inventor to the top of the list. \*\*

Crap! The list! Curse my attention-whoring! I should have left well enough alone. I had used **|no** several times before now without making the list. I could probably have gotten away with it a few more times. Curses! And I’m going to have to stand between Steve McQueen and that bastard that invented sans serif fonts too!

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/66 "2003-08-13T17:02:25Z")

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Is it lno, pronounced “lenno” like Jay. Or is is it lno, pronounced “Liono” of Thundercats fame? Either way I feel you pain man. Lots of people call me moejunk.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/67 "2003-08-13T19:14:35Z")

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Actually, “ **lno** ” is pronounced, “Royal Luxury Yacht.”

He’s Welsh.

My name, on the other hand, is pronounced, “lno.”

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/68 "2003-08-13T19:17:21Z")

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And I have too many commas.

Mods, if you could, please donate the extras to the Foundation for the Underpunctuated.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/69 "2003-08-13T19:42:51Z")

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The last thlng you want ls to get on lno’s llst.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/70 "2003-08-13T19:49:42Z")

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You got it, **lleu** and **Scrlbble**.

It’s pronounced “ellen-o”, like the Irish version of Ellen. Well, O’Ellen, but you can’t have everything your way, or so they tell me.

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/71 "2003-08-13T20:12:47Z")

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the song Old McDonald is running through my head…l, n, l, n, o

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/72 "2003-08-13T21:13:20Z")

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Am I the only one who sees **lno** , which makes me think of L & O, which makes me think of Law & Order? Okay, just checking…

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/73 "2003-08-13T21:47:16Z")

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When I see **|no** I think B & O, as in B&O Railroad. That makes me think of Monopoly, and that makes me think of the times my mother(my own mother!) used to mercilessly bankrupt me by inches in games that would last hours. Of humiliating defeats where I had to sell all my houses and hotels and mortgage all my properties as she built hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place.

That’s what I think of when I see **|no**.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/74 "2003-08-13T21:55:46Z")

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I’m glad I make you suffer, **Mtgman**. Yea, from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Bring it, you name-misspellers. Come get some.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/75 "2003-08-13T22:38:00Z")

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Ewww! **|M0** spit!

Ewww!

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/76 "2003-08-13T22:40:18Z")

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Imp, I think you and I have subtly hijacked my thread.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/77 "2003-08-13T22:53:14Z")

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Ya think?

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/78 "2003-08-13T23:46:03Z")

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el en owe, should stop hijacking threads.

Maybe he should be lnwhoreo.  
😛

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**Author:** ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/79 "2003-08-13T23:51:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ivylass \*  
> \*\*Welcome, Chris.
> 
> Very simple rules here, don’t be a jerk, keep the flaming to the Pit, don’t cut and paste an entire article.
> 
> And be patient…the hampsters can get overloaded sometimes. \*\*

Amen!

And, above all, demostrate your competence!

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-message-board-does-not-insult-my-intelligence/194419/80 "2003-08-14T00:22:50Z")

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Ack! Limp-spit!

_runs for the Purell_

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