# "This movie has warped my fragile little mind!"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [November 25, 2021, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906 "2021-11-25T02:05:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/61 "2021-11-26T21:39:27Z")

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I think the movie that warped my 11-year-old mind was “The Blue Max.” More specifically, Ursula Andress wearing a towel. For a bit. Jumped-started me into puberty, it did!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2021, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/62 "2021-11-26T21:55:38Z")

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Not a movie but the original (1960’s) version of The Outer Limits gave me the warps when I was a preteen.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/63 "2021-11-26T22:26:30Z")

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Hell yeah. I was already afraid of the dentist.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/64 "2021-11-27T05:12:26Z")

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> [@Peanuthead](#):
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> **Marathon Man**. _“Is it safe?”_

As I sat watching Fellowship of the Ring, every time Gandalf asked Frodo that, I felt a twinge in my mouth.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/65 "2021-11-27T07:06:18Z")

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There was a _Night Galley_ episode I saw when I was 10 called “The Caterpillar” about a man who endures weeks of agony as a worm slowly chews through his brain in one ear and out the other only to be told it was a female that laid eggs in his brain. Around the same time, I learned there was a local insect called an earwig. I spent the next two years sleeping with my head sandwiched between two pillows.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/66 "2021-11-27T16:26:44Z")

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**Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure** “Mad Marge” was a total surprise and a cruel trick on children.

**Pet Sematary** I was somewhere near 11 when I saw it first, I am not sure whether it’s Guage’s tendon slashing or Pascow’s bedside appearance that scarred me for life more.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/67 "2021-11-27T16:51:37Z")

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> [@Sitnam](#):
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> **Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure** “Mad Marge” was a total surprise and a cruel trick on children.

Large Marge, actually, and… _shudders_ Oh, my GOD.

I used to hide behind the chair whenever she came on. My sister, three years younger than me, thought it was funnier than hell.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/68 "2021-11-27T20:44:31Z")

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^ I’m sorry, but that wasn’t Large Marge at all, it was…

_ **HER GHOST!** _

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/69 "2021-11-28T01:01:56Z")

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Didn’t they do the same thing with Philo on UHF?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-movie-has-warped-my-fragile-little-mind/954906/70 "2021-11-29T03:22:11Z")

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You are correct sir! Right at the end:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/rKwMcwfRuMw/hqdefault.jpg "The R.J. Fletcher School of Testicular Agony") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwMcwfRuMw)

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