# this ones for ChiefScott :D **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546 "2000-06-16T04:02:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/21 "2000-06-16T18:16:41Z")
Why’s the little Jewish guy wearing a beanie? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/22 "2000-06-16T18:57:43Z")
That’s not a beannie. That’s a yarmulke. A beannie has a propeller on top. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/23 "2000-06-16T19:06:58Z")
Chief - this is especially for you. Now you can launch anytime you want. Just plug in an address, and click! Happy hunting… [http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bomb/sfeature/mapablast.html](http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bomb/sfeature/mapablast.html) ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/24 "2000-06-16T19:17:02Z")
Oh, right. I meant why’s he wearing a beret? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/25 "2000-06-17T02:42:28Z")
Yeah, They made me do it. I will comply with your request to not piss someone off intentionally. and to Shayna and ultress, i think ill hold off on the milossarian thing till unclebeer calms down ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/26 "2000-06-17T02:51:27Z")
> [@](#): > > I had to walk three miles! Uphill! Both ways! You had hills? We would have killed for hills. We had to post from the desert. Flat? Hell, it was flatter than my wallet on Sunday morning. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/27 "2000-06-17T02:55:44Z")
fnord, relax. Unc didn’t know it was all in fun. Trust me, you’re in da clear wit da Beer. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/28 "2000-06-17T02:58:42Z")
Allrighty then i guess its time for phase two of my hazing. now, where to find milo? I am supposed to flirt with people in 3 of his posts. am I to take it that he hates that too? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/29 "2000-06-17T02:59:13Z")
You had Sunday mornings? We jumped straight from Saturday afternoons 'til about 10:47 p.m. Sunday. We never knew when to mow the lawn! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/30 "2000-06-17T07:52:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Allrighty then i guess its time for phase two of my hazing. now, where to find milo? I am supposed to flirt with people in 3 of his posts. am I to take it that he hates that too? > \*\* NO, you have it wrong!! Your supposed to float with MILO, in three of SHAYNA’S threads! Better yet, heh, make that three of Neutron Star’s threads: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26060](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26060) Damned newbies! Gotta spell everything out for them. When do we tell him about his having to be felched whilst repeating: “Thank you, sir. May I have another?” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-chiefscott-d/22546/31 "2000-06-17T22:06:20Z")
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