# This one's for the Birds! Well, one, anyway! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 5, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655 "2000-07-05T17:17:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/1 "2000-07-05T17:17:36Z")
It’s time for Falcon, our intrepid sharp-eyed honey, to make her 2000th post! Here’s hoping she’ll make it here, and join the party in her honor!! 😃 I have so much enjoyed all of your posts,\ Come one, come all. Flight suits are optional, as are clothes. 😉 Cinnamon oil over here, imported of course. Hot tubs there----\> and the pudding tubs are over there in that corner-----\> Food and drinks on that table. Help yourself. Anything else we need, dear? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/2 "2000-07-05T17:32:49Z")
Here I be! #2000. Let’s see, I think I’ll have a cherry daquiri, and the only thing _I_ can think of that we need is some attractive men! Oh, and Naked Twister. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/3 "2000-07-05T17:35:28Z")
Ahar ye scurvy dogs! Bring out the naked women and I’ll stick around a bit! 'Grats, Birdie Lady! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/4 "2000-07-05T17:37:26Z")
\ Oops! Sorry, Falcon. Now as for the hunks…they’ll be along shortly, no doubt. 😉 Here’s your cherry daquiri, and a plate of munchies while we wait on the guys to show…and the gals too, natch! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/5 "2000-07-05T17:53:46Z")
Congratulations Falcon. I’m afraid I won’t be playing Naked Twister. Oh, I’ll take off my clothes if you want. But I’m not playing Twister. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/6 "2000-07-05T17:54:48Z")
The hunk is here \. The party may begin. Right hand green. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/7 "2000-07-05T18:07:07Z")
_takes off clothes to show tanned body_ Yo Chief! This naked enough for you?? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/8 "2000-07-05T18:35:10Z")
::Ziiiiiiiippppp!:: VB steps out of flightsuit _and_ skivvies, and joins our favourite sassy bird on the mat: “Left foot on red! Woohoo!” Congrats hon! _Smooooooch!_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/9 "2000-07-05T19:26:35Z")
Falcon, my present to you is the clothes off my back. And my legs. All the clothes I’m wearing. Do with them what you wish. ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/10 "2000-07-05T19:36:35Z")
Well I shant join in Falc and others. Mrs. Trkr would not like it and all, but I will be more than happy to watch (I mean be an impartial judge if need be). Falc, nice tan. \* What’s that dear? No, I am not watching Falcon playing Naked twister. I am just offering my services as a judge in case there are any rules disputes. \* Keeping going folks. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/11 "2000-07-05T23:00:56Z")
Congratulations Falcon, I’m happy you made it to 2000, let’s see you get up to 3000 now. And I may not be the bestest looking poster here, but I will join in on a game of naked twister. BTW how do you play it? 😉 And just bring the drinks over here, where I can help myself to them. And bring on the ladies, I’m all ready for them, in more ways than one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/12 "2000-07-05T23:22:52Z")
_smiles and looks at everyone_ Pipefitter, Naked Twister is VERY easy. First, you get naked. Then, covered in oil. Then we play Twister. 🙂 And VB? There’s PLENTY of cinammon oil over there being unused! Can’t you think of something to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/13 "2000-07-06T02:08:36Z")
Hey Falcon! 2000 posts is a truly AWESOME accomplishment! Thanks for inviting me to Falcon’s party, purplebear. Do you have Scrabble? Or Trivial Pursuit? Just Twister, huh, well I used to play that when I was young, I guess I remember how–hey, wait a minute…I don’t remember it being played **that** way! Congratulations, beautiful birdy! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/14 "2000-07-06T02:50:50Z")
Congratulations, Falcon. At the rate I’m going, I probably won’t hit 1000 before next June or later. Oh well, no biggie. I guess I shall join in on the naked twister. ::removes shirt, then skirt:: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/15 "2000-07-06T09:19:19Z")
Since joining the SDMB I seem to be attending a lot of parties nude… Oh well when you’re on a good thing, stick to it. _wanders in wearing his birthday suit, a smile and some jello cannisters…_ ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/16 "2000-07-06T09:32:17Z")
Congratulations Falcon _he says as he congratulates himself on 46 posts! WOOHOO_ ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/17 "2000-07-06T09:32:24Z")
:: strolls in, watches the naked twister for a minute, decides not to join. don’t wanna scare anybody :: Congrat’s Falcon. May you post like a soaring bird which never lands. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/18 "2000-07-06T09:49:02Z")
::Waking up in the corner, with the distinct smell of sex about me:: What in the Hell was in that beer?! And I want to know who took advantage of me while I was in this state?! And will she be willing todo it again?! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/19 "2000-07-06T14:36:42Z")
Damn straight she would, Chief. Now get back over here. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655/20 "2000-07-06T20:30:18Z")
Cinnamon oil, Twister \, naked people–you people know how to throw a party! Relax and have some of my homebrew, Chief, I’ll take care of everything while you’re indisposed. Congratulations, Falcon, I knew you had it in you–waitaminute, that didn’t quite come out right… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-ones-for-the-birds-well-one-anyway/24655.md?page=2)