Oh, please don’t take him away! He’s ever so much fun! We promise to feed and water him, and clean up whenever he takes a dump. Why, we’ve been doing that this whole thread! And he isn’t really any more dangerous than one of my rattlers. See, he just doesn’t know when he might hurt someone.
Can we keep him, please, please?!?! For a while longer, anyway?
ETA-- I know this probably belongs in ATMB, but I didn’t want to open a whole thread and all…