# This picture needs a caption...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 30, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589 "2004-07-30T13:51:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/21 "2004-07-30T20:26:20Z")
Kerry: “So, Clinton says if you just shove her legs all the way back to her ears, like this…”
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/22 "2004-07-30T20:39:26Z")
> [@Satchmo](#):
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> Neverending Story II
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> I can’t believe I know that. Or that I’m admitting to it. 😃
Actually, it’s the first one. But at least someone else got it. 😃
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/23 "2004-07-30T21:05:42Z")
Edwards (muttering through clenched teeth): If he doesn’t stop singing show tunes RIGHT THIS SECOND, I’m gonna punch him in the mouth…
Kerry: “I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!”
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/24 "2004-07-30T21:56:39Z")
**Kerry** : HAAAAAA-llelujah! HAAAAAA-llelujah!
**Edwards** : Praise the lawd!
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/25 "2004-07-30T23:24:52Z")
Kerry: “What’s with the fuckin’ balloons?”
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### Author:  [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/26 "2004-07-30T23:25:00Z")
**Kerry** : _Then I look up and there she is, the most beautiful woman I’ve seen, and she says, “Hello, my name is Teresa”, and well, you know the rest._
**Edwards** : _Yeah. CHE-CHING! Mo money, mo money, mo money!_
**Kerry** : _Damn skippy!_
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/27 "2004-07-30T23:47:05Z")
**Batman Kerry** : Behold! The MOTHER SHIP!
**Robin (to himself)**: Smile and nod, smile and nod…
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### Author:  [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/28 "2004-07-30T23:53:40Z")
> [@lieu](#):
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> “Ha! Okay, okay, okay, now I’ll do Dolly Parton and you do Bob Dole!”
_falls off of chair_
I think we have a winner.
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### Author:  [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/29 "2004-07-31T00:34:39Z")
Edward (through clenched teeth): Dammit John, knock it off with the shadow puppets. I mean it now!
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/30 "2004-07-31T00:40:55Z")
KERRY KHAAAANNNN!!!
EDWARDS: He’s doing it again… why did I let him talk me into going to a Star Trek convention?.. oh, this is so embarrassing… if he calls me Chekov again I’m gonna punch his lights out…
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### Author:  [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/31 "2004-07-31T01:34:56Z")
**Kerry** : _(singing)_ “The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace…”
BTW, **Lord Ashtar** , I thought it was the second one, too. Weird.
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### Author:  [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/32 "2004-07-31T04:37:00Z")
Hey 2 Johns! Down here! I’m the cute baby you’re pretending to be holding up and looking at. You dropped me you bastards! Down here!
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### Author:  [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/33 "2004-07-31T04:48:01Z")
Kerry is speaking to a large assembly with Edwards by his side.
**Edwards (thinking):** I shoulda used Preperation-H!
or…
**Kerry:** Mine is THIS big!!!
**Edwards (thinking):** I… am… so… horny!
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### Author:  [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/34 "2004-07-31T05:02:13Z")
Dammit, **lieu**! I wanted to suggest the Bob Dole impersonation!
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### Author:  [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/35 "2004-07-31T13:03:03Z")
**Edwards:** Dammit! He’s conducting the orchestra again. What a doofus!
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### Author:  [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/36 "2004-07-31T13:07:09Z")
**Kerry:** … bill-li-ons and bill-li-ons of stars…
**Edwards:** If he does that Carl Sagan impression ONE MORE TIME I’m gonna kill him!
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### Author:  [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/37 "2004-07-31T13:59:30Z")
Kerry: Look at the size of the moon tonight! Hey, have you ever tried listening to Dark Side of the Moon and watching Wizard of Oz? Trippin’ man, trippin…John? John? Oh crap, he’s stuck in grinning politician mode again. Quick, someone hit that switch on his back and reboot him before everyone notices!
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### Author:  [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-caption/257589/38 "2004-07-31T16:50:51Z")
hehehehe **Rooves**
_Edwards_: “You want Bush’s balls over there? I’m crunching them in my right fist, you know.”
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