# This picture needs a really funny caption, doesn't it? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680 "2004-04-01T06:11:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/1 "2004-04-01T06:11:55Z")
Thanks to [this pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=248038) for inspiration… Look at [this image](http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39977000/jpg/_39977127_jakob-nng203.jpg) and tell me that doesn’t just cry out for some kind of humorous caption. Best one wins… a brand new car, if by “a brand new car” we mean “nothing at all.” ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/2 "2004-04-01T07:26:05Z")
_ **Caption** _\* "My penis is _this_ big! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/3 "2004-04-01T07:30:57Z")
“Pretty Kitty…what a pretty kitty…” ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/4 "2004-04-01T08:05:58Z")
Firm titty. Belly could lose some fat right _here_. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/5 "2004-04-01T12:10:42Z")
Forgetting to bring along his sock puppet to entertain the staff, Gerald valliantly carried on regardless. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/6 "2004-04-01T12:18:25Z")
_memories of Sunday school as a child! Sing along now!_ _Zaccheus was a wee little man, And a wee little man was he …_ ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/7 "2004-04-01T12:39:16Z")
“She bangs! She bangs!” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/8 "2004-04-01T12:47:15Z")
‘Steven Seagal shows how he can still do the moves after a lemgthy stint in re-hab’ ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/9 "2004-04-01T13:09:48Z")
Finally, Jade Dragon, I meet you at last. Prepare to die! ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/10 "2004-04-01T13:12:10Z")
Damn you, Smam. That’ll learn me to read the posts on the reply page. 🙂 Okay, alternate caption… “…When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say that I´m buena they all want me, they can´t have me…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/11 "2004-04-01T13:19:29Z")
For most of the year the Easter Bunny is invisible, but that’s no protection against testicular cancer. ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/12 "2004-04-01T13:20:41Z")
And in this shot, Professor Simpkin shows that acedemics _can_ par-tay! ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/13 "2004-04-01T13:21:57Z")
Whoops: academics. ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/14 "2004-04-01T13:23:00Z")
Stop! Bible Thief! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/15 "2004-04-01T13:24:24Z")
“I pledge allegiance to the flag…etc” ---
**Author:** ![HoldOnThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@HoldOnThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldOnThere)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/16 "2004-04-01T14:02:07Z")
“And you can see the dramatic difference Viagra makes.” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/17 "2004-04-01T14:46:25Z")
Disillusioned with the Tao, tai chi master pimps software, applications, and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/18 "2004-04-01T15:22:13Z")
After Jim Henson had passed away, Frank auditioned for the role Kermit the Frog. Needless to say, he didn’t get the job. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/19 "2004-04-01T15:54:25Z")
A multitasker to the end, Gyno-Proctologist Dr. Smith approaches a patient. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680/20 "2004-04-01T15:59:52Z")
Professor Ütter Spreckels explains the physics of the “Dagwood” sandwich. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs-a-really-funny-caption-doesnt-it/237680.md?page=2)