# This picture needs......... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091 "2004-04-09T02:03:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/1 "2004-04-09T02:03:29Z")
[Please give me a caption](http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2004/04/09/mn_condyrice-meagesture_ap.jpg) Not meant to be poilitical… it’s just a picture… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/2 "2004-04-09T02:08:22Z")
The robotic one-eyed alien seemed fascinated in my left shouder. (yeah I know it’s stupid) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/3 "2004-04-09T02:09:57Z")
"Grrrrr…brains… ---
**Author:** ![Maple\_Leaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Maple\_Leaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maple_Leaf)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/4 "2004-04-09T02:11:51Z")
The lying was getting easier and was even becoming a turn-on as Dr Rice ran a hand over her erect nipples. /needs to look up “caption” in the dictionary…thinks it might be too long 😕 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/5 "2004-04-09T02:12:29Z")
_You look like a man about to have an I.R.S. audit._ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/6 "2004-04-09T02:13:03Z")
“With my heart in Cheney’s chest, this oath is like, _totally void_. Or something.” (I’m developing a seriously perverse crush on Condi. I’d let her walk all over me in spikey boots, and like it. Just thought I’d share.) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/7 "2004-04-09T02:17:33Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > (I’m developing a seriously perverse crush on Condi. I’d let her walk all over me in spikey boots, and like it. Just thought I’d share.) OMG! I thought I was the only one! 😊 My caption… “Yes! I F\*\*king swear!” ---
**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/8 "2004-04-09T02:17:56Z")
“I shouldn’t have eaten that leftover triple-layer chili mac for breakfast today.” Or… “I should have taken TUMS.” (Hey, so she looks like a person with a bad case of indigestion/heartburn to me.) * * * \<\< But reading the manual isn’t any fun! \>\> ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/9 "2004-04-09T03:26:09Z")
“But to call me a liar…that hurts me. That hurts me right here.” ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/10 "2004-04-09T03:35:27Z")
This week on The Apprentice, Omarosa once again screws up Kwames’ last chance to impress Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/11 "2004-04-09T04:02:51Z")
When come back, bring stylist. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/12 "2004-04-09T06:47:35Z")
“Super-glue made that lollipop stick on my hand” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/13 "2004-04-09T06:55:30Z")
“Is it getting a little evil in here, or is it just me?” “Why mistah Chairman. I do dee-clahr! A woman of my delicate upbringin’ should nevah have to answer such questions. _titter_” “…and to the Republic for which it… which it… hm… which… oh, crap. Line?” ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/14 "2004-04-09T11:15:01Z")
“Which hand goes over my heart?” ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/15 "2004-04-09T13:11:57Z")
“Isn’t this where my ‘heart’ would be?” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/16 "2004-04-09T13:45:53Z")
No! Not the stake! Not the stake! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/17 "2004-04-09T14:04:30Z")
“West Siiide!” ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/18 "2004-04-09T15:16:13Z")
“Aw shucks. I keep my left eyebrow in here.”. ---
**Author:** ![yellowcakesolid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/cdc98d/32.png) [@yellowcakesolid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowcakesolid)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/19 "2004-04-09T16:04:27Z")
Actually, Agent K, the alien universe has been hanging from my necklace all along. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/20 "2004-04-09T16:20:29Z")
Whew! That was close, I almost told the truth! Cheney was right. I shoulda had Clarke whacked weeks ago. Or, from the other point of view: I felt a tremendous disturbance in The Force. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091.md?page=2)