# This picture needs......... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091 "2004-04-09T02:03:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/21 "2004-04-09T16:28:28Z")
[QUOTE=if6was9] [Please give me a caption](http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2004/04/09/mn_condyrice-meagesture_ap.jpg) “Man, that little purple pill doesn’t work for shit…” ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/22 "2004-04-09T16:59:17Z")
Suspecting that the opposition was onto her “crossed fingers” strategy, Dr. Rice quickly shifted to a “it was with my left hand, so it doesn’t count” stance. She pondered sticking out her tongue, but eventually decided to save the big guns for a real emergency. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/23 "2004-04-09T17:06:20Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > “But to call me a liar…that hurts me. That hurts me right here.” I like this one. Condi in '08! ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/24 "2004-04-09T17:14:21Z")
Pretentious? Moi?? I’m supposed to feel my heart doing what? I meant a _canine_ dog chewing a wasp! ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/25 "2004-04-09T20:59:20Z")
[**This picture needs a caption too. Please.**](http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0408/csmimg/p6a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/26 "2004-04-09T21:03:47Z")
> [@if6was9](#): > > [Please give me a caption](http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2004/04/09/mn_condyrice-meagesture_ap.jpg) > > Not meant to be poilitical… it’s just a picture… **I’m Rick James, b\*tch!** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/27 "2004-04-10T06:27:14Z")
_re post # 25: I should have said the lady is Queen Elizabeth of England, the guy, President Chirac of France. 😉_ ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/28 "2004-04-10T20:43:12Z")
Elizabeth knew about Frenchmen, but thought that courtesy between powerless figureheads would keep Jacques’s hands in check. Obviously not. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/29 "2004-04-10T20:55:30Z")
> [@gum](#): > > [**This picture needs a caption too. Please.**](http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0408/csmimg/p6a.jpg) Is that broach she’s wearing a red dollar sign? ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/30 "2004-04-10T21:15:22Z")
Chirac, that guy’s staring at us! It’s creepy, what are we gonna do? ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/31 "2004-04-11T16:13:21Z")
“Keep smiling, and don’t make eye contact- and remember, they can smell fear…” ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/32 "2004-04-11T20:13:19Z")
_hehehehe, Bravo. 🙂_ “Your sock? No. I haven’t got your sock in my sleeve” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/33 "2004-04-11T20:26:21Z")
Queen Elizabeth is looking up and Chirac is saying, “Hah! Made Ya Look!” Condi is wondering what she’d look like if she had bangs on her left forehead also. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091/34 "2004-04-11T21:57:37Z")
> [@Nightsong](#): > > (Hey, so she looks like a person with a bad case of indigestion/heartburn to me.) That was my first thought as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-picture-needs/239091.md?page=1)