# This site is a joke, right? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010 "2010-05-19T15:32:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/1 "2010-05-19T15:32:12Z")
[christwire.org](http://christwire.org/2010/03/vajazzling-the-newest-threat-to-your-college-son/) This is some sort of Onion equivalent, right? Because it’s hilarious. [Proof Blacks Are Possessed By Satan and Are A Violent Species](http://christwire.org/2010/05/proof-blacks-are-possessed-by-satan-and-are-a-violent-species/) > [@](#): > > Please be apart of our poll > > Why are black people so violent > > ``` > * They Listen To Rap Music > * They Are Born Violent > * Because Their Blood Is Full of Sin From Their Father's Sins > > ``` [Christina Aguilera’s New Video “Not Myself Tonight” Is Marinated In Devil Nectar And Sin](http://christwire.org/2010/05/christina-aguileras-new-video-not-myself-tonight-is-marinated-is-devil-nectar-and-sin/) > [@](#): > > Does she know this video is teaching our young women to go out and be raped by lesbian women, gay men and to partake in mixed raced orgies?? PURE FILTH!! But the comments suggest that either the commenters are being wooshed or that these people are serious. They can’t be serious, right? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/2 "2010-05-19T15:44:56Z")
All I can say is, as a gay, black man, when I’m feeling horny and violent, latex clad females crawling around on the floor, who I can beat up and call “bitch and ho,”\* are what I look for. (\* Making that bitch “give me my money” is an added thrill.) ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/3 "2010-05-19T15:59:47Z")
I saw [this article](http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/03/19/Explicit_Inflatable_Wolverine_a_Hoax/) a little bit ago. The claim is that it’s a The Onion affiliated site. Maybe there is more information on that affiliation somewhere, if it exists at all. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/4 "2010-05-19T16:04:42Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > All I can say is, as a gay, black man, when I’m feeling horny and violent, latex clad females crawling around on the floor, who I can beat up and call “bitch and ho,”\* are what I look for. > > (\* Making that bitch “give me my money” is an added thrill.) Obviously, you are confused about your sexuality here. You may wish you were gay, but if latex clad females are what turns you on, really you are straight. Come on, man, get out of that closet, and say, “I’m heterosexual, and proud of it!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/5 "2010-05-19T16:06:51Z")
> [@Renee](#): > > But the comments suggest that either the commenters are being wooshed or that these people are serious. They can’t be serious, right? A third alternative to wooshed or serious is that they are playing along. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/6 "2010-05-19T16:08:15Z")
I’m so getting vajazzled! ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/7 "2010-05-19T16:08:39Z")
I just like that the Google ads at the bottom are for Beautiful Chilean Women. Why not Vidalia Onions instead of some kind of chilis?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/8 "2010-05-19T16:41:20Z")
Hilarious parody. What’s that rule about not being able to tell parody from reality? I daresay most of the comments are playing along, but _some_ aren’t. That you can’t tell which is which says something. Why parody? [How To Spot A Masturbator.](http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/) Check out the pictures. Check out the author credit. Awesomenss. Select quote: > [@](#): > > Failing to attract men with tight black clothes, TV star “Snookie” often turns to oversized sexual aids which give her that boated [sic, though maybe not], orange look. Christian leader Penny Nance Young has flawless make-up, perfect hair and intense eyes, something that intense masturbation would disrupt. Intense masturbation would disrupt? I can’t help but picture that scene from Airplane! ---
**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/9 "2010-05-19T16:41:48Z")
> [@ShelliBean](#): > > I’m so getting vajazzled! [DIY vajazzling](http://crissyspage.com/2010/03/01/diy-vajazzling-even-better-than-the-real-thing/). This is my favorite blog of all time. > [@Alienhand](#): > > I saw [this article](http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/03/19/Explicit_Inflatable_Wolverine_a_Hoax/) a little bit ago. The claim is that it’s a The Onion affiliated site. Maybe there is more information on that affiliation somewhere, if it exists at all. Oh, good. It is kind of hard to tell, though, I think, which says some disturbing things about the Christian right in this country. It reads not-unlike the free republic, only more interesting and creative. > [@kayaker](#): > > A third alternative to wooshed or serious is that they are playing along. Some of them are, but most of them look wooshy. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/10 "2010-05-19T16:49:28Z")
> [@Renee](#): > > Some of them are, but most of them look wooshy. But a _really_ good “playing along” should be indistinguishable from a woosh.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/11 "2010-05-19T18:00:53Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > But a _really_ good “playing along” should be indistinguishable from a woosh.🆒 [Poe’s law](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe's+Law) in action. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/12 "2010-05-19T18:12:19Z")
> [@ShelliBean](#): > > I’m so getting vajazzled! I’ve been Penizzled. It takes some getting used to. My girl won’t come near me and I now know that my dog can actually laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/13 "2010-05-19T19:56:00Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > I’ve been Penizzled. > > It takes some getting used to. My girl won’t come near me and I now know that my dog can actually laugh. Great poster name/post combo! ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/14 "2010-05-19T20:05:33Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Why parody? [How To Spot A Masturbator.](http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/) Check out the pictures. Check out the author credit. Awesomenss. If that doesn’t seal the deal, take a look at [Unholy Japanese Create The Penistron](http://christwire.org/2009/05/unholy-japanese-create-the-penistron/) and [Do Gay Pets Go To Heaven?](http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/15 "2010-05-19T22:56:56Z")
I think you guys broke it. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/16 "2010-05-19T22:59:01Z")
I see you at least got through on the “How to Spot A Masturbator” link. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/17 "2010-05-20T03:02:50Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a whole chapter in her book about “vajazzling”. She mentions how her “little lady” looked like her “favorite denim jacket from the '80s.” :eek: (And yeah, I’m reading it. It’s hysterical. Did you know that you’re supposed to go to the jewelry store every month and try on your dream engagement ring? Oh, and when you exercise, wear a tiara) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/18 "2010-05-20T03:26:56Z")
Hey, where else would I have found out that Jupiter has mysteriously lost one of its stripes? Inquiring minds . . . ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/19 "2010-05-20T04:03:45Z")
I think [this](http://christwire.org/2009/04/mexican-zombie-flu-raises-black-rapper-tupac-from-the-dead/) pretty much answers the question. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010/20 "2010-05-20T05:39:43Z")
Can’t access the site at the moment, but I’ve seen it before. My initial impression was that the website’s layout was way too competent to be anything but a clever satire. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-site-is-a-joke-right/540010.md?page=2)