# This Sporting Summer: Poms vs. Prison Dodgers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 5, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330 "2001-07-05T12:20:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/21 "2001-07-09T13:05:42Z")

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It must be quite motivating though to genuinely 100% _believe_ that God himself has destined that you will win.

For that alone, I reckon Goran’ll do it.

Incidentally as at this time, Goran is 2-1 up in sets but a break down in the fourth.

pan

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/22 "2001-07-09T15:51:21Z")

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And Goran wins. Unbelievable.  
Howdy Andy!!

Lanza was incredible. Like bog doors in the wind. too much vodka.

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**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/23 "2001-07-09T21:21:28Z")

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Wimbledon. Bugger!

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/24 "2001-07-09T22:21:50Z")

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Indeed, **woolly** but what a blinder of a match ! Never seen anyone with their eyes welling up at match point before. Goran’s definitely bonkers. I just hope Pat does come back again next year if only because Henman will need some quality opposition 😉

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> Lanza was incredible. Like bog doors in the wind. too much vodka.  
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Goon man, **John** - Does that mean you still played a long innings at the crease or was play temporarily suspended ?

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/25 "2001-07-09T22:24:29Z")

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err, make that: Good man, John (I think…)

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**Author:** ![Mats\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8edcca/32.png) [@Mats\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mats_K)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/26 "2001-07-10T04:06:02Z")

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Although I was disappointed that Rafter didn’t win, it was good seeing Goran finally winning tennis’ holy grail. Can you imagine if he had lost it for a FOURTH time?? I think a fourth Goran would emerge to shoot the other three.  
Another good thing to come out of Rafter’s loss is that maybe getting so close twice will make him rethink his retirement.

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/27 "2001-07-10T15:32:50Z")

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The bloody Aussies are everywhere! Stuart O’Grady just took the yellow jersey in the 3rd stage of The Tour de France! You can get up to the minute info here - [http://www.letour.com/2001/us/index.html](http://www.letour.com/2001/us/index.html)

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/28 "2001-07-10T16:49:06Z")

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[arrogant Aussie bastard hat on] I notice that Butcher, Stewart and Atherton have all indicated that they do not want the captaincy whilst Hussain is injured. It would seem that considerations include players who could not make the team even in the absence of two first-pick batsmen! How about that sterling performer (only one of three to make double figures in the second innings) **Sundries** as England captain for the second test?

\*[sub]This gag ripped off ABC TV’s The Fat.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/29 "2001-07-11T10:03:07Z")

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Hmm. Never heard of this **Sundries** player. We do have a remarkably useful chap called **Extras** though. Maybe he’ll do instead?

pan

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/30 "2001-07-11T11:20:44Z")

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Sundries was indeed the correct terminology of my school days and I regret its passing in English cricket. FWIW, I suspect they will continue to contribute a sizeable proportion of the score until English Asians provide the majority of the English team – it’s a sad fact that cricket continues to wane amongst the general population and I believe the continued enthusiasm of the ethnic minorities is the only real mid-term hope. The composition of the England eleven in, say, 10 years will be quite radically different.

I’m reading that Jonny Wilkinson is 50/50 for Saturday – presumably that means he’ll play (and the rest is misinformation). This is a great relief. I’m getting nervous already.

God only knows who will replace Hussain (as batsman and as captain) – time for some fresh young blood, I hope. Rumours are suggesting Trescothick might be the captain.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/31 "2001-07-11T12:45:55Z")

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Long innings at the crease?

7 sixes in an over, my goon man 😉

Do you know what time it is? I have it written on a piece of paper…

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**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/32 "2001-07-16T06:09:59Z")

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So no mention of the Wallabies vs Lions series? 😃

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/33 "2001-07-16T09:05:40Z")

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Still a little dazed, here. Not overly impressed with the Lions leadership on the pitch or the management off. Great spirit by the Dodgers, crap tactics by the Lions.

Shouldn’t have happened. Not as if things are about to improve (Second Test starting Thursday), either. Bollocks.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/34 "2001-07-16T09:43:05Z")

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And the current wearer of the yellow jersey is… Australian too!

Are there are any pommy riders? If not, then we won’t count it in this thread.

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/35 "2001-07-16T10:31:31Z")

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I’m not mentioning le lanterne rouge. Nope. Not at all.

::weeps::

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/36 "2001-07-19T12:03:04Z")

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Never seen a Dodger on a bike before. Seen a few late at night walking down the road with expensive wheels but I guess that’s just free enterprise 😉  
Second Test just underway at Lords. Atherton is captain, lost the toss (that makes 13 out of the past 14 in Ashes Tests) and is batting…wait, bad light just stopped play. Thorpie’s back (hurrah !) as is Ramprakash (may God help us). We’ve gone for an all seamer attack …scary huh ? (shuttup in the cheap seats). Your lot is unchanged.

Will England hang on for an heroic rain affected draw ?  
The Open’s also underway this morning, any golf fans out there ?

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**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/37 "2001-07-19T12:59:00Z")

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Come on L\_C, chin up.

Wasn’t it David Gower commenting on the 1989 series (Australia regained the Ashes with a 4-nil win) who said that England had done well to get nil?

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/38 "2001-07-19T13:49:17Z")

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> The Open’s also underway this morning, any golf fans out there ?

[sub]me.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/39 "2001-07-20T01:30:30Z")

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Geez, how did I miss this thread for so long? I wouldn’t have got nearly as excited about the rugby if that Pommy player (whatshisname) hadn’t been shooting his mouth off about “uncouth Orrrrstralians” prior to the game.

I’d like to see the English do better at Lord’s. Great to see Australia as a dominant force in cricket, but a strong English side is good for the game (and to cut the Aussies down to size a bit - they still have a bit of arrogance to lose).

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-sporting-summer-poms-vs-prison-dodgers/71330/40 "2001-07-20T10:49:45Z")

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**woolly** - As Mr Humphries used to say to Mrs Slocombe: Very droll

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> \*Originally posted by **Diane** \*  
> [sub]me.[/sub]

Yep, of course you are ! - I look forward to the Ryder Cup thread with some trepidation. Meant to ask you: How does the social side work in Utah, I know alcohol is a problem, does that also affect the 19th hole or is it ok in private clubs ?

**Dog** – I think it was Austin Healey. Maybe it was what he thought, maybe he was ‘encouraged’ to be controversial by the journo. Whatever, it was bloody stupid.

- Insanely bad first 40 minutes this morning. It’s enough to send you to the funny farm.

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