# This Superbowl was the worst game ever and the REFS can lick my balls. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 27, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165 "2003-01-27T04:19:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Deep\_Throat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Deep\_Throat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deep_Throat)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/1 "2003-01-27T04:19:02Z")
I expected a good challenge with this years superbowl. Well rated refs. I team that deserved the superbowl last year vs. a coach that deserved a superbowl last year. Archrivals/stuff it up your ass if you win game, due to the nature of contracts and other events. The first sign of this game sucking my anus ring was the toss. (Sorry, but the disgrace of Santana doesn’t count. Yes, nomatter what you say, he performed well, but ABC fucked him up his hairy mexican butt.) What the fuck ref, move them around? Screw up what you’re saying? You are such a bitch, ref! Lick my balls you cock sucker. There were so many bad calls. The challenges shouldn’t have been challenges, save the dragged feet endzone catch of the raiders. What the fuck is up with makeing the rules as you go, too? His ass was pushed out of bounds and that dumb ass ref had his head up his fucking ass becuase he was right there and saw the whole thing (as witnessed by the camera) and was fucking being a bitch about it. Personally, i think to spite the attitudes of the players who were arguing with them. That fucker probably licks his own balls. Gannon. Need I say more you shitty excuse for a QB. Hey, your team isn’t red dumbass. How the fuck could you get more colors confused. You even sucked so bad that John Madden ripped your ass and he is a fat peice of shit. After all that shit you put your teammates through this season, you fuck it up like this. They all fucking hate you becuase mostly, it was your fault, other than the rest of the shitty fucking play calls. I don’t even want you to lick my balls because you would probably fuck that up and lick my ass sphincter. Sports commentary. At least Dennis Miller wasn’t here. The pre-game sucked horribly, and John Madden can fuck himself. Seriously, I’m not alone on this one. I think it would be funny to see too. Technical difficulties. Well, duh, ABC, duh. PS. The only thing that made this worth while was the 2.1 million\*, 30 second long skit with the football playing increasing productivity. That was some of the most intelligent material I have seen in a long time. Funny as shit too. \*Source = [CNN.COM](http://CNN.COM) Until next time all that hate me, lick my balls! ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/2 "2003-01-27T04:25:11Z")
You must have some awfully clean balls by now. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/3 "2003-01-27T04:26:07Z")
What do France, Germany and Super Bowl Refs have in common? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/4 "2003-01-27T04:29:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*What do France, Germany and Super Bowl Refs have in common? \*\* An opposition to people who act like raiders? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/5 "2003-01-27T04:31:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*An opposition to people who act like raiders? \*\* Well, that and **Karp’s** testicles. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/6 "2003-01-27T04:34:00Z")
**Karp** , you seem to want people to lick your balls and suck your anus ring quite a lot. You sure you’re not repressing some deep seated desires? Come on, let it all out! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/7 "2003-01-27T04:35:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*Well, that and **Karp’s** testicles. \*\* France and Germany are against Bush. Karp’s testies are against a bush. Where do the refs fit in? ---
**Author:** ![Deep\_Throat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Deep\_Throat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deep_Throat)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/8 "2003-01-27T04:35:59Z")
Seriously though, with out the testicular renumerations, the game was dissapointing with one thing or another. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/9 "2003-01-27T04:37:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*France and Germany are against Bush. Karp’s testies are against a bush. Where do the refs fit in? \*\* _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/10 "2003-01-27T04:55:14Z")
Oh wait, now I get it: **Karp** is trying to be like that guy from “The State,” who wanted to dip his balls into everything. Sorry, you’re only about 10 years late. And given his newly updated location (“aman”), it sounds like he’s already found a man to do his much anticipated licking. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/11 "2003-01-27T05:43:10Z")
Geez, I thought I’d told this guy, **Karp** , that he couldn’t use the puter till he finished licking **my** balls! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/12 "2003-01-27T06:33:21Z")
The endzone thing was a crock. I saw a divot kicked up from in-bounds, as I’m sure most everyone else did. I was amused by the aforementioned ref-slip, as well as the very inappropriate ball-mishandling by Tampa Bay. I’d have to say that whoever that was who mishandled the ball is the luckiest bastard in professional sports tonight. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/13 "2003-01-27T06:51:19Z")
Oooh! Oooh! Can I lick your balls too?!? It seems that EVERYONE these days is doing it!!! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/14 "2003-01-27T06:54:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*What do France, Germany and Super Bowl Refs have in common? \*\* One likes to surrender, one has war crime offenders, and one’s legally blind but can’t make the Raiders contenders. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/15 "2003-01-27T07:06:52Z")
Hey, I’ll give you that one call; he _was_ pushed out of bounds, and it looked to me like he was inbounds in mid-air before that happened. But everything else was on the up-and-up. Even that Oakland touchdown. I was sitting there watching the endless replays, thinking “How many times are they going to show this shit? He was _out_!” And then, on maybe the tenth replay, I could clearly see his other foot contacting the end zone and dragging. So methinks you protest too much, **Karp**. And this is coming from someone who bet on the Raiders. Face it, the Bucs won fair and square. And you’re obsessing _way_ too much about testicular lingulation. Seriously, dude. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/16 "2003-01-27T07:37:37Z")
What exactly did Rich Gannon supposedly put his teammates through this season, besides completing all those passes? Are you good buddies with several Raiders to have learned this information, **Karp**? ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/17 "2003-01-27T07:49:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Gannon. Need I say more you shitty excuse for a QB. Hey, your team isn’t red dumbass. How the fuck could you get more colors confused. You even sucked so bad that John Madden ripped your ass and he is a fat peice of shit. After all that shit you put your teammates through this season, you fuck it up like this. Man, give the guy a break. For someone who can’t even count, he’s gone pretty far. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/18 "2003-01-27T07:53:57Z")
What is with all the licking? Did someone break out the Tootsie roll pops? ---
**Author:** ![Ennui](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ennui/32/3396_2.png) [@Ennui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ennui)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/19 "2003-01-27T08:01:31Z")
And what’s up with that half time show? Gwen Stefani can lick my balls. And when she’s done with them there’s something else in that immediate region she could lick as well. Hell, I’m a gentleman, I’d buy her dinner first and if we didn’t hit it off I’d be cool about it. But if Miss Stefani is in the audience and wants to lick my balls, my E-mail is in the link below. ---
**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165/20 "2003-01-27T08:26:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > \*\*Hey, I’ll give you that one call; he _was_ pushed out of bounds, and it looked to me like he was inbounds in mid-air before that happened. > > But everything else was on the up-and-up.\*\* How about that bizarre pass interference call, when the ball was no where near the receiver? Or when, in the last few minutes of the game, Rice caught a pass and ran out of bounds, but they let the clock keep running? The league MVP throws five interceptions and millions of dollars are made by bookies. Makes you wonder. You’d think Gannon could be a little less obvious about throwing the game. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-superbowl-was-the-worst-game-ever-and-the-refs-can-lick-my-balls/151165.md?page=2)