# This thread is not about WallyM7

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187 "2000-06-22T14:30:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/21 "2000-06-23T01:09:07Z")

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PutzFire? Only my girlfriend gets to call me that LMAO

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/22 "2000-06-23T03:33:21Z")

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I thought she was leaning toward **Coldputz** , which is more appropriate by far.

p.s. **Sayanara** , yes I got your e-mail.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/23 "2000-06-23T07:31:53Z")

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Hi, Shona,

Thats it. I’m getting the internet at home… nothing ever happens here while I’m at work!

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/24 "2000-06-23T07:58:25Z")

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**Sharona** here, just checking in so **John** doesn’t think nothing happens while he’s around.

:wally

And **ChiefPutz** , LMAO, that was a good one.

Oh, and I got your reply. Now you’re even a bigger :wally. See if I ever ask you to sleep with _me_ again!

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/25 "2000-06-23T09:51:31Z")

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ma ma ma ma ma My Sharona!

thank you!

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/26 "2000-06-23T12:09:43Z")

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Guys, stop teasing, leave Shawna alone.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/27 "2000-06-23T12:15:14Z")

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Oh, if it isn’t **ShittingSquirrels** trying to help out her buddy **Shaneequa**. How lame 😉

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/28 "2000-06-23T14:44:04Z")

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My goodness, \*\* ColdFarter \*\* is in rare form today. Someone must have cut off his supply of either prostitutes or pot. They all do that over there in Dutchland. Those things are legal where he’s from, ya know. 😉

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/29 "2000-06-23T14:48:15Z")

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I have nothing to add. I just can’t stop laughing at this thread.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/30 "2000-06-23T14:59:41Z")

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**Mulletnator!**

How YOU dooin’?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/31 "2000-06-23T15:00:26Z")

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I’m with you, **[Mulletwearer](http://kirk.bc.edu/~andersep/mullet/mullet.html)**

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/32 "2000-06-23T15:04:11Z")

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I would officially like to nominate this thread as the most Wallyesque Wally thread. I think he would have been pleased. Melanomainator is right, I can’t stop laughing, either.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/33 "2000-06-23T15:05:31Z")

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I always pictured Mollybater with a mullet.

Short on the sides and long at the back  
6 on the top and dont cut it wack

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/34 "2000-06-23T15:11:17Z")

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Oh great, that’s the last thing we need. **JohnShenanigan** has spotted this thread.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/35 "2000-06-23T15:15:02Z")

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ah, you love every bit of attention you can get squickfelcher (and I know how to spell it, thank you very much!!) 😉

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/36 "2000-06-23T15:18:51Z")

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What a bunch of sorry putzes. All of you. Go get lives, and quit fucking around in this thread, ok?

And **SquidGirl** , thanks for the support babe. We goils have to stick together, right?

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/37 "2000-06-23T15:22:12Z")

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Look **Conifer** , you and [ **SweatingGerbils** need to lay off. My mom thinks the mullet look is pretty cool.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/38 "2000-06-23T15:23:25Z")

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Who is **SquickGirl**? And good morning to you, **Chez Ni Ah** 😃

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/39 "2000-06-23T15:25:15Z")

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Good morning, **ColdPoker**. How YOU dooin’, putz?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/40 "2000-06-23T15:26:30Z")

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I’m a little concerned that this is at least the third post in which Mochalator mentions sweaty gerbils. I mean, once is funny, entitling a thread is pretty amusing, but this is just getting creepy.

Anytime, Straina. Sisters are doin’ it for themselves!

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