# This thread is not about WallyM7

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187 "2000-06-22T14:30:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/41 "2000-06-23T15:30:00Z")

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Put me down with **Meloneater** - this thread is just plain insane.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/42 "2000-06-23T15:32:29Z")

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He, **John Potato** is up early today!

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/43 "2000-06-23T15:34:59Z")

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Good deal, **SpiltMilk**.

As for **Masterbator** , I wouldn’t worry about him too much. He just needs to get felched is all. Might relieve some of the tension.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/44 "2000-06-23T15:35:13Z")

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John Potato? I think FireIce is getting a bit lax. I mean, the guy’s name is John Colorado, anyone can see that plainly in the box on the left.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/45 "2000-06-23T15:41:28Z")

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Bah. Not even **SpinningBiddies** _or_ **Moldspire** can get my name right. I guess I’ll have to wait for **Sha-Na-Na** to come to my rescue, with her wonderful Judaic do-wop songs.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/46 "2000-06-23T15:48:25Z")

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(To the tune of Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle)

Ooooooooooh, I have a little **Corroded Putz**  
I made it out of clay  
And when it’s dry and ready  
With **Corroded Putz** I will play.  
HEY!

How’s that, buddy?

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/47 "2000-06-23T16:02:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Ooooooooooh, I have a little Corroded Putz

I’d get that looked at by a doctor, Cheychna, left alone, it could lead to loss of sensation

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/48 "2000-06-23T16:06:42Z")

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Listen up, enough is enough you :wallyes! **Shwiiinga** and **SissyWhipples** , over in _this_ corner! **CodeLiar** and **JockBeariman** over in _this_ corner! **Smellinator** and **GriefPot** , wait till your mothers hear about this!

I mean, SHEESH!

😃

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/49 "2000-06-23T16:20:03Z")

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I never talked to Wally & Wally never talked to me & I thought I could post that here; but I guess not…

No direspect meant, of course, to those he did talk to.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/50 "2000-06-23T16:31:06Z")

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Listen, **Demoscrotum** , who the hell invited your sorry ass in here?

SCRAM!

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/51 "2000-06-23T16:46:15Z")

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Yea, \*\* Damascus \*\*. Making me stand in a corner. Harumph.

Oh, so now \*\* JohanGetagun \*\* is a doctor? Since when did THAT happen?

I like the new banner. \*\* Shanandoa, \*\* do you know who we can thank for it?

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/52 "2000-06-23T16:50:13Z")

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You guys leave SquickyNipples and Shitna alone before I call LunkaFear in here to kick some ass.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/53 "2000-06-23T17:00:25Z")

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**SkimmingPiddles** - you can thank tehcchick68 for the banner.

**Sheinous** - that’s exactly what I was talking about. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/54 "2000-06-23T17:00:51Z")

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**SingingDoodles** , I do believe that would be **Ed Zitface** et al.

Welcome **Dipstick**. Nice to see Your Highness coming down from on high to join we commoners.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/55 "2000-06-23T17:14:25Z")

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What’s this B.S. about coming down to the commoners, Miss \*\* Slaum Spleen Sleena \*\* (Say that fast three times.)

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/56 "2000-06-23T17:37:28Z")

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Well, **SimpyDiddles** , the point you make is not a subtle one. (sniff) _I_ can tell when I’m not wanted. (sob)…

**Stain-uh** , who might you be calling “Highness”? I haven’t smoked that stuff for…well, that’s not important anyway!

😉

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/57 "2000-06-23T17:42:33Z")

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Actually, **Demonster** , I called you something entirely different. See page 1, putz.

It’s **Dippyane** that’s the Highness around here, as she was voted [Supreme High Temptress](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26388) of IMHO.

Get it straight, wouldya? :wally

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/58 "2000-06-23T17:44:20Z")

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Hey, \*\* Dana \*\* , thanks for backing \*\* Shootya \*\* and I against the opressive powers of \*\* Demonstration \*\*. Now that we have a trifecta of Hot Mamas, I say we defeat them completely.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/59 "2000-06-23T17:53:33Z")

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“A Trifecta of Hot Mamas.” Damn, that would be a good book title **SlipperyNipples**! I’m envisioning a cross between _Equus_ and _Charlie’s Angels_. Oh my good lord…I have to go now!

**Flameya** , thanks for the clarification there kiddo. I wouldn’t want my integrity being questioned or anything, ya know? 😉

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**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/60 "2000-06-23T17:53:33Z")

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I was going to chime in with **Milliliter** about how funny this thread has become, but he seems to have left.

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