# This thread is not about WallyM7 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187 "2000-06-22T14:30:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/81 "2000-06-23T19:30:56Z")
Hey, I offered you the opportunity to sleep with me, **ChoppedLiver** , but you turned me down flat. If you’re that frustrated, go take a dip in the Gulf and cool yourself off whydontcha? And hook up with a shark while you’re in there. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/82 "2000-06-23T19:35:09Z")
Oh, and **Seal-A-Meal** , welcome to the potty. Now make yourself useful and get over here and give me a foot massage. Putz ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/83 "2000-06-23T19:51:41Z")
Hell, a footrub’s the least I can do for misspelling your name in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28334) thread, **Sholin**. God knows I misspell like a mad bastard, but that a pretty bad time to do it (I can just hear Wally’s fingers typing out something to say to me, the putz). ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/84 "2000-06-23T20:17:39Z")
My lord you all have had me laughing this afternoon. Kudos to **Monkeymater, Spleef Shock, Shaver, ConeDryer, Jai Carumba, Steal-from-his-Mom, ChinningGerbils, (Moshe)Dyan** and the rest of you Crate Lopers. ~ Felon ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/85 "2000-06-23T20:39:33Z")
Kids I’ve shared the joy, I’ve dried the tears, but now I have to go to my parents and do laundry. I humbly ask that my fellow members of the Hot Mamma Trifecta will cover my back while I’m gone in here. \*\* Dinner, \*\* \*\* Sinerina: \*\* cover me, Angels. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/86 "2000-06-23T20:51:58Z")
I’ve got yer back, **SparkyDoodles** , right after I get home (in about an hour). Hasta! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/87 "2000-06-23T21:07:57Z")
We better git some more of Wally’s **angles** in here, **SlurpingPoodles** and **ShameYa**. I too will be away for a few hours. Now that **Smellen** is here, maybe she’ll keep the guys in line. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/88 "2000-06-23T22:40:46Z")
What a trainwreck!! Jeez, you take a plane to London, only to find out that your girlfriend has to work late this evening. All bummed out, you purchase 2 bottles of Murphy´s Irish Stout and head home. You decide to log on to the SD for a while. And then you read THIS 🙂 I would like to thank **Dye-Anal, SqealingMonk66, RimmingFiddlers, Sackwithhairya, BeefRod, Monkeybater** and all the others for uplifting my spirits. Slaínthe, lads and lassies 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/89 "2000-06-23T22:59:28Z")
Hey, it’s the **ClogPutz** back for some more abuse. It serves you right that your girlfriend has to work, you big putz. That’s what you get for abandoning us for her. HA! Why don’t you go felch a goat in all the spare time you’ve got now. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/90 "2000-06-23T23:11:29Z")
They don´t have hooved animals in England, **Shaka**. O wait, that´s Australia 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/91 "2000-06-23T23:32:08Z")
Says **OldTire** : “BeefRod.” Hey! I resemble that remark! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/92 "2000-06-24T00:14:19Z")
Yo \*\*QueefSlot \*\*, you sure that is **BeefRod** or **BeefJerky**. As we said, you have been on the boat a looooooooooong time. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/93 "2000-06-24T00:29:37Z")
Actually, **Mr. LoveWand** is the preferable title. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/94 "2000-06-24T00:48:04Z")
That’s **Shaka Kahn** to you, **FreezerBurn**. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/95 "2000-06-24T04:57:24Z")
What a bunch of putzies! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/96 "2000-06-24T05:03:01Z")
Hey, **Syphl**! You’re a drip. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/97 "2000-06-24T05:32:03Z")
Hey Shayna I thought you were sleeping with me? And thanks guys I woke my hubby up with all the laughing and the “Oh shit Mt.Dew is not good for the keyboard!!” He was not happy. Some people just don’t get it. Mistress Kricket ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/98 "2000-06-24T06:15:01Z")
Hey **Queefalott** how’s it blowin’ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/99 "2000-06-24T06:27:13Z")
Hey, **Smego**! Say cheese! ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187/100 "2000-06-24T06:31:38Z")
Ya know. I just had to post to this thread. I mean, Shiney, CudFire, SellLow, and ChafeScab need a name that isn’t difficult to mangle. Heck, with my name you don’t even have to mess it up and it can be an insult. Have at it fellows. Hehe. pat [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-is-not-about-wallym7/23187.md?page=6)