# This thread was started Feb. 14, 2015! Do Not Zombie! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 15, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706 "2015-02-15T06:06:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/181 "2024-02-18T09:09:38Z")
Beans? Do zombies fart too? That must be a stinker! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/182 "2024-02-18T17:13:57Z")
“Brains”, not beans. Although, in the '40s, “bean” was slang for one’s head. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/183 "2024-02-18T19:28:57Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/YCZZWu9WR5s/maxresdefault.jpg "Newen Afrobeat & Seun Kuti - Zombie (Fela Kuti)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCZZWu9WR5s&t=244) ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/184 "2024-02-18T22:16:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Sigh. An Oldie but a Goodie… [and Just in Time for Lent…!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtrpV22yRM4) [Some McCartney music…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR0UmZcf89E) “Well, Emma Watson is never going to kiss you on the cheek on an award show now.” "I’ve a mirror. That was never going to happen… even if I had million pound notes glued to them. " ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/185 "2025-02-11T20:28:18Z")
Hmm? Should I bump this thread? Seems like the right thing to do. I’ve done it 3 years prior. Sorta feels like my job, now. Eh…ok, I’ll do it. Hi @Gatopescado ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/186 "2025-02-11T20:31:46Z")
Zombies need love too on Valentine’s Day. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/187 "2025-02-11T20:36:33Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PxFgK_A1F0Y/maxresdefault.jpg "Luffy VS Zombie [HD]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxFgK_A1F0Y) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/188 "2025-02-11T20:42:06Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > I hope this thread is repeatedly brought up every six to nine months for the next ten years, driving the OP into madness. That should be entertaining. It’s the same old theme, since 2015 In your head, in your head, they’re still reviving With their memes and their jokes and their jokes and their puns In your head, in your head, they are laughin’ ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/189 "2025-02-11T20:58:56Z")
Well, I still hate Trump. I have since I was a teen. Oh, and Emma Watson has never kissed me on the cheek either. Probably something about me being ugly/having to come up w/ those million pound notes. ( but one can never be sure ) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/190 "2025-02-12T00:06:29Z")
Damned, I had this thread on bookmark for tomorrow. What now? Perhaps I sould ask @Gatopescado Or I wait till tomorrow and ask then. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/191 "2025-02-12T09:12:03Z")
He’d probably not care to hear I opened it up. Oh well… 😋 ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/192 "2025-02-12T09:48:09Z")
OK, tomorrow has arrived. And now? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/193 "2025-02-13T08:05:00Z")
It’s another day. 😑 but it won’t be my birthday, ever. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/194 "2025-02-13T08:37:09Z")
Wait. I’m confused. 10 does not add up to 35. Hmmm 🙄 Seems we do need a time machine. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/195 "2025-02-13T13:26:33Z")
Tomorrow, tomorrow I love you, tomorrow You’re always A day away ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/196 "2025-02-13T17:18:44Z")
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace To the last syllable of recorded time ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/197 "2025-02-13T17:21:53Z")
¿Mañana? I have been told there are languages that don’t have a word to express the concept of such an undue hurry. I’ll be back next year. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/198 "2025-02-13T17:26:43Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Isn’t there a way to keep this shit buried, as it should be? Jesus Christ! It died a dignified death the first time around. Shouldn’t we let it stay dead? Well, it is possible for something new to come to light that pertains to the subject of that old thread. Personally, I would mention the connection and just post a link to the old thread so that people don’t have to scroll through hundreds of outdated posts. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/199 "2025-02-14T13:05:28Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Beans? Do zombies fart too? Of course! Brain farts. (I stole that from the comic strip _Rhymes with Orange_, which I’m surprised used it. ) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/200 "2025-02-14T17:33:56Z")
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