# This thread was started Feb. 14, 2015! Do Not Zombie! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 15, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706 "2015-02-15T06:06:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/221 "2026-02-14T15:31:31Z")
by 2036, we will all need a lot of shots ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/222 "2026-02-14T17:50:05Z")
Don’t shoot yourself in the foot! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/223 "2026-02-14T18:20:25Z")
Let’s not get violent. It’s **LOVE** day ❤ (Sorry @Gatopescado for opening your anti-zombie-ing Zombie . It’s an institution at this point) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/224 "2026-02-14T18:22:31Z")
You keep using that word, but I don’t think it and so on and so forth… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/225 "2026-02-14T18:24:56Z")
I love you, @Pardel-Lux in my way and virtual. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/226 "2026-02-14T20:40:11Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Let’s not get violent. It’s **LOVE** day ❤ well, some do like it rough ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/227 "2026-02-14T20:55:40Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > by 2036, we will all need a lot of shots It missed 2017. Does it get an extension? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/228 "2026-02-14T21:03:23Z")
Valentine’s Day 2017 was a day full of disbelief and mourning (which had been going on for just under a month). We were all a bit shell-shocked at the time, some of us already livid. By 2018, we had had time to adjust. But, that does not affect the age of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/229 "2026-02-15T07:45:23Z")
Fuck . ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/230 "2026-02-15T07:46:55Z")
It’s true love ❤ @Gatopescado . True love, I tell you ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/231 "2026-02-15T07:48:52Z")
Go to bed, Tommy ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/232 "2026-02-15T10:31:04Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I feel like the kid who made to midnight on New Years Eve. Wildly off topic, but a 19 year old me was working the ticket desk at a child-friendly New Year’s party, and by 11 the flow of people had dwindled significantly. My shift ended at 02:00 so I had nothing to do. Security found this 3 or 4 year old kid crying in a corner, and being somewhat of a disorganized party, brought him down to the ticket office. As there was really no traffic at that point, he and I spent the countdown and celebration under the entrance table drawing pictures on the back of the guest list on a clipboard. Parents arrived about an hour (!) afterwards, but that was one of the most fun NYEs I have had ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/233 "2026-02-24T04:34:39Z")
Eleven years old, and _definitely_ not zombified. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/234 "2026-02-24T04:56:22Z")
IDK. It’s needing brains. 😀 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/235 "2026-02-24T22:31:18Z")
Mine are off-limits. I have none to spare. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/236 "2026-02-25T01:51:34Z")
Hey, Buddy, can you spare a brain? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706/237 "2026-02-28T21:11:09Z")
Lemme check… uh, no. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-thread-was-started-feb-14-2015-do-not-zombie/712706.md?page=11)