# This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252 "2012-01-12T03:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/301 "2012-02-03T14:22:44Z")
This turkey blew his mind out in a car. He hadn’t noticed that the lights had changed. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/302 "2012-02-03T17:44:07Z")
This turkey was attacked and killed by a dog which was almost certainly not reliably identiable as a “Pit-Bull” should any such breed indeed exist. . . ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/303 "2012-02-03T19:52:56Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > This turkey was attacked and killed by a dog which was almost certainly not reliably identiable as a “Pit-Bull” should any such breed indeed exist. . . Oh for crying out loud. Now you’re just spreading hate in random threads. it’s not funny. It’s not like you’re categorically against harm to turkeys. Furthermore, nothing on earth is going to compete with humans for turkey-killing. Lastly, it’s not like a Dalmatian or a Basset Hound or a Portuguese Water Dog isn’t also a predator. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/304 "2012-02-03T20:46:22Z")
This turkey actually was at Sharon Tate’s house on August 9, 1969, unlike the 9,742 Hollywood people who claimed they were going to be there, but something prevented them from going. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/305 "2012-02-03T21:48:34Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Oh for crying out loud. Now you’re just spreading hate in random threads. it’s not funny. > > It’s not like you’re categorically against harm to turkeys. Furthermore, nothing on earth is going to compete with humans for turkey-killing. Lastly, it’s not like a Dalmatian or a Basset Hound or a Portuguese Water Dog isn’t also a predator. Buhwahhhhahahahahahaha!!! 😃 Unless, of course, you were serious, in which case I am horribly desperately and sincerely sorry to have offended you in any way. . . . ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/306 "2012-02-04T01:41:01Z")
This turkey went to Talos IV. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/307 "2012-02-04T01:53:00Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Oh for crying out loud. Now you’re just spreading hate in random threads. it’s not funny. > > It’s not like you’re categorically against harm to turkeys. Furthermore, nothing on earth is going to compete with humans for turkey-killing. Lastly, it’s not like a Dalmatian or a Basset Hound or a Portuguese Water Dog isn’t also a predator. A [chihuahua](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=chihuahua&hl=en&biw=1002&bih=498&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=j5yE339klRHgNM:&imgrefurl=http://www.chihuahuarescue.com/&docid=CsDIWntLxk1-nM&imgurl=http://www.chihuahuarescue.com/bear.jpg&w=640&h=480&ei=YY4sT_6UAdKE0QGtu-zwCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=600&vpy=178&dur=7881&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=147&ty=110&sig=107511667638956893959&page=1&tbnh=127&tbnw=172&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0) thinks it’s a predator. I have my doubts. This turkey laughed to death while being set upon by a chihuahua. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/308 "2012-02-04T02:37:24Z")
This turkey drank a Socrates cocktail. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/309 "2012-02-10T03:21:26Z")
This turkey died after being struck by a truck and was buried in the Pet Sematary. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/310 "2012-02-10T03:22:58Z")
Ain’t nobody saw nothin’ ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/311 "2012-02-10T11:16:44Z")
This turkey was cutting a rug down at a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lou. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/312 "2012-02-10T11:21:05Z")
This Turkey saw Naples. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/313 "2012-02-10T13:30:29Z")
It was the 3rd of September. A day I’ll always remember. That was the day this turkey died. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/314 "2012-02-10T19:32:54Z")
this turkey didn’t give Macy Gray all his lovin’. > [@](#): > > [Macy Gray - Gimme All Your Lovin' Or I Will Kill You Lyrics | AZLyrics.com](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/macygray/gimmeallyourlovinoriwillkillyou.html) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/315 "2012-02-10T19:35:05Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > This turkey was cutting a rug down at a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lou. See the last on [this list.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14665666&postcount=131) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/316 "2012-02-10T19:50:06Z")
This turkey didn’t close it’s eyes when the Nazis opened the ark. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/317 "2012-02-10T20:16:17Z")
Nope, ain’t gonna do it. Twice. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/318 "2012-04-23T13:46:45Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > This turkey operated the hair dryer while sleeping in the bathtub. Precooked. With Whitney Houston. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/319 "2012-04-23T14:25:05Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > With Whitney Houston. Now that’s just mean. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252/320 "2012-04-23T15:16:46Z")
This turkey was wearing a hoodie, walking slowly in the rain, and kept its wings near its waistband. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252.md?page=17)