# This type of Doper gives me THE SICK! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 4, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485 "2006-01-04T23:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/21 "2006-01-05T01:44:20Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > > [@bubastis](#): > > > > I’m not fucking stupid. > > I’m afraid we are going to need a cite for that one 🙂 Are you trying to tell us your relationship with stupid is purely Platonic? Maybe he’s just giving stupid hand jobs. (As this thread would seem to indicate.) (Is Stupid the new mystery poster?) ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/22 "2006-01-05T01:54:19Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > (Is Stupid the new mystery poster?) and if so, how could we possibly answer said poster w/o committing a rule violation? poor poster: “hey, **stupid** could you explain your pov?” jackbooted mod “mod hat on, poor poster, you will **not** insult other posters by calling them stupid” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/23 "2006-01-05T02:09:18Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > HEY FUCKSTICK!! If I put my thread in this forum, THIS IS THE FORUM IT FUCKING BELONGS IN. I’m not fucking stupid. Your post wouldn’t by any chance be your cite, would it? Cuz if it is that would explain a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/24 "2006-01-05T02:26:15Z")
**bubastis** , you’re a moron. You aren’t even an entertaining moron. Don’t expect to have a long tenure as a member here. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/25 "2006-01-05T02:49:31Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > Who exactly knows whats going on in my head better than me? You could have saved space by leaving out the last three words. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/26 "2006-01-05T02:57:44Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > Who exactly knows whats going on in my head better than me? It’s hard for a fish in a bowl to see the water it’s swimming in. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/27 "2006-01-05T03:00:05Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > **bubastis** , you’re a moron… That’s a little harsh, isn’t it? Some people really are fucksticks about thread placement, and they really are annoying. **bubastis** probably triggered a mite too easily here, but that doesn’t make him a moron. ---
**Author:** ![13M13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/db5fbb/32.png) [@13M13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/13M13)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/28 "2006-01-05T03:06:26Z")
Well, **bubastis** may not be a moron, but he’s certainly shown moronic tendencies in this thread… ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/29 "2006-01-05T04:02:57Z")
So what if I’m asking a question that might garner various opinions in response to a grand and contentious subject that involves movies? Where does it go then, huh? Wheeeere? Like “Do the Jews run Hollywood?” for example. There’s a Great Debate, an IMHO poll, a Cafe Society, a BBQ Pit, and a GQ all rolled into one. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/30 "2006-01-05T04:21:18Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > What is this, some sort of hacker threat? If it was, it would have been in l33t. ---
**Author:** ![galt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@galt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/31 "2006-01-05T09:27:09Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > **bubastis** probably triggered a mite too easily here, but that doesn’t make him a moron. No, that doesn’t make him a moron. But there is enough evidence besides that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/32 "2006-01-05T09:55:41Z")
The OP is almost certainly a reasonable and well-intentioned person who is here cogently expressing a widely-held and valid grievance. He’s just doing it on the wrong internet, is all. ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/33 "2006-01-05T14:01:07Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > By the way, Brainglutton does chime in with some relevant posts, so **we’ll** let him off this time 😛 You are using the royal pronoun. So…who died and made you king? ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/34 "2006-01-05T14:03:32Z")
> [@ExtraKun](#): > > You are using the royal pronoun. > > So…who died and made you king? Maybe he’s got a tapeworm? ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/35 "2006-01-05T14:28:24Z")
> [@ExtraKun](#): > > You are using the royal pronoun. > > So…who died and made you king? Probably [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=152737&highlight=emperor+world). Moo. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/36 "2006-01-05T14:46:26Z")
Sorry to derail a perfectly good threadwreck with an actual answer… The only reason I would ever do that (I don’t remember if I have) is so that other readers know the thread has been reported, so the mods’ email boxes aren’t overflowing with duplicate reports. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/37 "2006-01-05T14:52:49Z")
Well, **bubastis** , I’ll give you this: It _is_ annoying if someone posts to a thread with nothing more than “This belongs in _Forum X_”. The rule is that if something is wrong with a post or thread, you hit the good ol’ “Report Post” button. Then a mod can decide if the thread should be moved or not. I do that myself from time to time. It’s nice and smooth and doesn’t interrupt the flow of the thread. If it gets moved, fine. If not, obviously I was wrong. No biggee either way. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/38 "2006-01-05T14:54:40Z")
Gaaah! Would you believe I actually previewed that and _still_ missed the bad tags? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/39 "2006-01-05T15:12:19Z")
> [@](#): > > If I put my thread in this forum, THIS IS THE FORUM IT FUCKING BELONGS IN. I’m not fucking stupid. I don’t post threads asking for videogame help in Great Debates. Or ask for peoples’ humble opinions in GQ ([Can anyone recommend a “Self-Diagnosis” site?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352543)) or talk about the writing industry in GQ ([Hey! That was my f’in idea!! (A writing thread)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=346102)). :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-type-of-doper-gives-me-the-sick/338485/40 "2006-01-05T15:22:36Z")
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