# This was inevitable, Jimbino is being pitted. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 6, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754 "2003-11-06T19:50:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/21 "2003-11-07T00:33:40Z")
Koudebrand ain’t it? Tris ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/22 "2003-11-07T00:41:48Z")
This guy’s a disgruntled [Hungarian](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303184/) extra. Oh, wait. This just in: > [@](#): > > _by Jimbino_ > > Where do parents get the idea that they can treat their kids as property… 'nuff said? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/23 "2003-11-07T00:47:56Z")
Don’t forget that he was also a chaplain trainee. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/24 "2003-11-07T02:17:02Z")
Folks, if you suspect that a poster is trolling, please tell a mod or admin. Or use that handy “Report this post” button. Lynn For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/25 "2003-11-07T04:16:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyla \* > \*\*Yikes, I missed that. But what, pray tell, is “flensed”? \*\* “flensed” in this context would be “skinned.” I prefer a post-flensing immersion in a vat of lemon juice for the real incorrigibles. ---
**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/26 "2003-11-07T04:28:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aholibah \* > \*\*I still haven’t figured out what USSA means, though. \*\* USSA=[United States Ski Association](http://www.usskiteam.com/). I’m a member. Haven’t had much in the way of dealing with Latin American states, though… ---
**Author:** ![leenmi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@leenmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leenmi)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/27 "2003-11-07T04:41:04Z")
Would USSA be a play on USSR suggesting that America is a totalitarian state inclined to abuse its citizens and destroy dissenters? It would fit with the whole Amerika thing and the revelation that since the country is not perfect it must be completely broken. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/28 "2003-11-07T04:44:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mehitabel \* > \*\*He’s like Holden Caulfield’s Marxist semi-literate little brother. \*\* Ok. This has to be the funniest thing I’ve read on the SDMB in months. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/29 "2003-11-07T05:10:00Z")
He’s hasn’t been banned yet, how about that? I guess we’ll be enjoying many more posts. I cannot resist posting one comment: **modern Amerikan parenting is the equivalent of child abuse.** Right you are then! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![g8rguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@g8rguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/g8rguy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/30 "2003-11-07T05:15:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Or Dutch. But you didn’t hear it from me. \*\* :eek: Wow, **Coldie** , you’re going all out in your efforts to win the Great Nazi Mod Race, aren’t you? Heck, you even _spell_ like one! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/31 "2003-11-07T05:22:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by leenmi \* > \*\*Would USSA be a play on USSR suggesting that America is a totalitarian state inclined to abuse its citizens and destroy dissenters? It would fit with the whole Amerika thing and the revelation that since the country is not perfect it must be completely broken. \*\* That’s the way I took it. I guess I haven’t experienced this guy at his worst. Seems like he has some reasonable posts from time to time, although I did register a big **what the fuck?** at the “Amerikan parenting is child abuse” post. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/32 "2003-11-07T05:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by g8rguy \* > \*\*:eek: Wow, **Coldie** , you’re going all out in your efforts to win the Great Nazi Mod Race, aren’t you? Heck, you even _spell_ like one! 😛 \*\* I believe **Coldfire** was joking - as in ha ha. Good news, though - you win anti-points for bitching at a mod and not getting the joke! Hint: the poster in question lives in… ---
**Author:** ![g8rguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@g8rguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/g8rguy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/33 "2003-11-07T05:38:48Z")
_sigh_ Yes, I know **Coldie** is Dutch. Which is why I presume he spells like… other Dutch people. Which means… I’m going along with his joke. Which means… well, I don’t know _what_ it means, but this is possibly because I’m not really with it at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/34 "2003-11-07T05:40:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*I believe **Coldfire** was joking - as in ha ha. Good news, though - you win anti-points for bitching at a mod and not getting the joke! > > Hint: the poster in question lives in… \*\* Looks like you didn’t get the joke, either. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/35 "2003-11-07T11:21:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan of Narnia \* > \*\*What is meant by calling America “Amerika”? Something to do with the KKK? \*\* I think it refers to [this](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092316/). > [@](#): > > America has been bloodlessly taken over by the Soviet Union, leading to slave-labor camps for some, collaboration for others and rebellion for yet others ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/36 "2003-11-07T11:59:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St. Urho \* > \*\*USSA=[United States Ski Association](http://www.usskiteam.com/). I’m a member. Haven’t had much in the way of dealing with Latin American states, though… \*\* What, no plan to take over the Andes? ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/37 "2003-11-07T12:49:55Z")
If you are going to pit him, why omit [this gem.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=4199331#post4199331) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jimbino \* > \*\*Cranky, > > Well, it’s OK with me if you don’t mind showing your wide-open beaver on the WWW, but damn if all these stories don’t make me feel sorry for all those men who put up with the episiotomies, belly scars, hemorrhoids, lactating breasts, cracked nipples, inattention and the ultimate rejection. I feel sorry for myself as well, since my tax dollars support this emasculation, female exploitation and worldwide pollution. \*\* Surely claiming that women should apologize for their bodies shoing signs of motherhood to the very men that assisted in getting them pregnant is worth pitting, if he is worth pitting at all. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/38 "2003-11-07T13:20:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lee \* > \*\* if he is worth pitting at all. \*\* I consider THIS the question of the day. Is it worth troubling the hamsters over this guy? ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/39 "2003-11-07T21:32:24Z")
I think we all know the answer to that question already, **Cheese**. ---
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/40 "2003-11-07T21:36:38Z")
By the way, he’s at it again. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4203985#post4203985](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4203985#post4203985) Now he’s asking for help figuring out ways to defraud the ‘Amerikan gummint.’ He also denies ever having claimed to be a lawyer or nuclear physicist, despite direct evidence to the contrary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754.md?page=3)