# This was inevitable, Jimbino is being pitted.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 6, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754 "2003-11-06T19:50:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/41 "2003-11-07T21:46:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by autz \*  
> \*\*He also denies ever having claimed to be a lawyer or nuclear physicist, despite direct evidence to the contrary. \*\*

The Admins should keep that thread around for use as an example of why they’re the only ones with post-editing abilities.

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**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/42 "2003-11-07T22:07:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chandeleur \*  
> \*\*I’ll take, “Posters gone by the holidays” for $1000, Alex. \*\*

Uh, yeah, when I said “holidays”, what I meant was “Friday”.

🙂

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/43 "2003-11-07T22:10:08Z")

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Yikes!! I went into the “Gaming the Social Security” thread, and I stand corrected. This guy is an absolute nutcase. Sorry, **was** an absolute nutcase (recently banned).

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/44 "2003-11-07T22:14:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*Nah, he’s too comfy in his studio w/bed under the Golden Gate. \*\*

Hey, don’t blame us!

Anyway, there’s no studios under the Bridge. Just a big fort, and if you get too close, people with big guns start getting really interested in you.

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/45 "2003-11-07T22:49:56Z")

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If it wasn’t for the auto-anti-Americans, I’d have nothing to use my schtick on. Let him stay, puh-leeze!

A lawyer _and_ a nuclear physicist? He must kick ass on Jeopardy. “I’ll take anything you got, Alexwuss.” There are lawyer/MDs. I’ve seen that. For those with a school addiction.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/46 "2003-11-07T22:54:52Z")

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I know rule #1 is don’t be a jerk, but is taking the term jerk, tying it to a rocket (or maybe a recently blessed and still legal ICBM) and transporting it into entirley new realms of bizzaro world also against the rules? I guess so. We’ve been saved from the USSA\*

\*Uraguayan Super Stupid Asshole

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/47 "2003-11-07T23:23:20Z")

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Gone, perhaps…but a potentially good sig is left behind:

“I’m no Dem, but I firmly believe that kids have the right to sex partners of their choosing”

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/48 "2003-11-08T03:34:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \*  
> \*_… USSA_
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> \*Uraguayan Super Stupid Asshole \*\*

Whoa! hold it right there, matey! :eek:

Please don´t put that burden on my little country, we have our own crop of Super Stupid Assholes, but this one is not from here.  
The guy is not Uruguayan (notice spelling), in some thread he said to have dual citizenship, Paraguayan/American.  
Well, he said a lot of nonesense, so I wouldn´t thrust him much on that one too. 😃

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/49 "2003-11-08T03:50:29Z")

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Paraguayan? Hmmm. Isn’t that where they genetically engineer little Hitlers? (Wait, Brazil) Costa Rica? (gratuitous shot at a nice little nation, evyl Amerikan stylez)

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/50 "2003-11-08T04:19:12Z")

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You AmeriKKKan gummint types are just the man working for the police pigs/enemies keeping us freemen down. I bet all of you get your paychecks direct from the USSA. You’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution hits.

Viva la revolution!😃

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/51 "2003-11-08T04:28:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*Looks like you didn’t get the joke, either. \*\*

You are absolutely right - and **g8rguy,** please accept my sincere apology!

TGIF

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/52 "2003-11-08T04:49:05Z")

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This kinda academic now? You know, [SIZE=1]BANNED]/SIZE] and all…

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/53 "2003-11-08T05:04:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ale \*  
> Well, he said a lot of nonesense, so I wouldn´t thrust him much on that one too. 😃

Ale, I don’t know if those misspellings are intentional; however, they’re perfect! “Nonesense” is a more apt description than “nonsense” of what that fool was spewing. And “thrust”…well, I’ll leave that to everyone’s imagination.

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**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/54 "2003-11-08T20:05:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by asterion \*  
> \*\*What, no plan to take over the Andes? \*\*

Who told?!

Umm, I mean no.

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**Author:** ![g8rguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@g8rguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/g8rguy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-was-inevitable-jimbino-is-being-pitted/211754/55 "2003-11-12T05:23:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blonde \*  
> \*\*You are absolutely right - and **g8rguy,** please accept my sincere apology!
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> TGIF \*\*

For what it’s worth several days later, done, of course.

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