# This week's "Caption This!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399 "2005-03-07T18:32:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/1 "2005-03-07T18:32:49Z")
[http://channels.netscape.com/ns/sports/bigpic.jsp?photoid=20050306FLJC112](http://channels.netscape.com/ns/sports/bigpic.jsp?photoid=20050306FLJC112) ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/2 "2005-03-07T19:02:34Z")
1. “Rapper Back-9 gets jiggy wid a quickness, as DJ Prince Niblick spins the wheels of steel at the recent PGA awards banquet.” 2. “Following the incident, PGA officials removed the defective ball washers from all courses in the Western Winter Tournament.” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/3 "2005-03-07T19:06:14Z")
Early attempts to combine golf with hog calling were unsuccessful. Entertaining, but unsuccessful. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/4 "2005-03-07T19:12:52Z")
Hole in one! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/5 "2005-03-07T19:28:27Z")
One in hole! ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/6 "2005-03-07T19:59:10Z")
“Chiii-rist, how’d you manage to hit my groin? Aim up man!” Or “In the butt, Bob” ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/7 "2005-03-07T20:53:37Z")
“I burning your scrotum (hot dog, ball(s), etc.).” ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/8 "2005-03-07T20:54:41Z")
“When come back, bring ice.” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/9 "2005-03-07T21:02:33Z")
Hot Golf Porn! Look what $9.95/month will get ya! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/10 "2005-03-07T23:01:33Z")
“Sadly, the last concert of Giovanni Sacarelli, last of the great castratos, was interupped when an unidentified man carrying a golf club rushed the stage in front of him and immediately suffered a massive intestinal hemmorage.” ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/11 "2005-03-07T23:22:45Z")
OOOOOOOO! Klahoma! ---
**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/12 "2005-03-07T23:28:00Z")
The PGA tour anounces mandatory, random prostate exams… ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/13 "2005-03-07T23:38:52Z")
“I can make that noise without grabbing my testicle” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/14 "2005-03-08T01:31:56Z")
_The Legend of Bugger Vance_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-weeks-caption-this/293399/15 "2005-03-08T01:45:25Z")
\ In their native habitat, the rare Golfing Howler Monkeys emit loud territorial calls at the 19th Hole, unless immediately given Mint Julips.\