# This will never not be funny **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2026, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360 "2026-07-02T16:18:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/41 "2026-07-04T10:44:59Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Just FYI, a half anchovy pizza does not exist- if you get half 'chovies the other half will still small and taste like those tiny fish. Trust me on this. That’s my wife’s strong belief. I have to get my anchovies on the side in a little plastic cup, lest the fishies pollute the entire pie. ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/42 "2026-07-04T19:13:08Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > I have to get my anchovies on the side in a little plastic cup, lest the fishies pollute the entire pie Sounds Fishy. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/43 "2026-08-16T11:52:12Z")
Stacy Keach’s ad for Bazooka Joe gum. (Sorry for the Twitter link, but I couldn’t find it anywhere else.) > > > Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/44 "2026-08-16T22:45:57Z")
For commercials, the Geico commercial with the woodchucks never fails to get an audible chuckle from me. Occasionally, I’ll search for it on Youtube just for that reason. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CHfbLlcJMuA/hqdefault.jpg "Woodchuck Geico Commercial") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHfbLlcJMuA) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/45 "2026-08-17T01:32:53Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > Stacy Keach’s ad for Bazooka Joe gum. (Sorry for the Twitter link, but I couldn’t find it anywhere else.) I can’t view it unless I’m on the app or signed in. _Every_ drug commercial - "Do not use [drug] if you are allergic to [drug] ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/46 "2026-08-17T09:42:08Z")
> [@pirviii](#): > > Intelligence is knowing a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad. I’ve had both tomatos and avocados served alonside more traditional fruit (banana, orange, etc) in fruit salads in various parts of Indonesia. Unusual to westerners, but they both fit right in. (I also had an avocado cappuccino from a Starbucks-style coffee chain store in Yogjakarta, it was actually very tasty, if a little greenish…) ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/47 "2026-09-13T15:25:29Z")
Stephen Colbert saying “Munchma Quchi” > **[Dailymotion](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3v909c)** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/48 "2026-09-14T00:50:57Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I’ve had both tomatos and avocados served alonside more traditional fruit (banana, orange, etc) in fruit salads in various parts of Indonesia. Unusual to westerners, but they both fit right in. It’s not a fruit unless you can make it into a Jello salad with whipped topping and serve it at a Midwestern church supper. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/49 "2026-09-14T01:14:26Z")
Oooh, my favorite: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7tWuG2oPL3o/hqdefault.jpg "Lime Jell-O Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWuG2oPL3o) ---
**Author:** ![Chad\_Sudan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chad_sudan/32/4509_2.png) [@Chad\_Sudan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chad_Sudan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/50 "2026-09-14T12:08:26Z")
The first minute and 37 seconds of Julia Davis’s series _Sally4Ever_: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UkyTTWIZkP0/hqdefault.jpg "Sally4Ever: FUNNY Scene") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkyTTWIZkP0) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/51 "2026-09-14T16:28:50Z")
> [@pirviii](#): > > Intelligence is knowing a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad. Actually, I think a savory fruit salad made up of something like tomatoes, mango, and mandarin orange slices, with a dressing made of olive oil, lime juice, maybe a little cilantro, and salt, could be pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/52 "2026-09-14T21:11:58Z")
In other words, a salad. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/53 "2026-09-14T21:23:29Z")
What’s funny about people whispering things that can’t be heard over the sound of other people singing louder than them? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/54 "2026-09-14T21:32:28Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > It’s not a fruit unless you can make it into a Jello salad with whipped topping and serve it at a Midwestern church supper. Then everything is a fruit. Because you can do that with anything. My wife and I found an old cookbook in a little store in Forks, WA that was part of the “free book” pile, and it had a bunch of recipes recorded from a small town back in the 50s-60s. Most of them had some amount of vodka, celery, and/or mayonnaise in them, including desserts and a couple of Jello salad recipes. (The reason we grabbed the book initially is because the small town is one my wife’s grandmother grew up in.) So yeah, you can put anything in a Jello salad. Whether you _should_ or not is a different question. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360/55 "2026-09-14T21:33:07Z")
> [@sunacres](#): > > As a bored child sitting in church, I merely had to imagine a quiet raspberry being emitted during a pause in the proceedings to utterly lose it and usually ended up interrupting the service just as rudely with my snickering. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qx6hAQmR1fg/hqdefault.jpg "Dave Allen - Did you fart?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx6hAQmR1fg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-will-never-not-be-funny/1031360.md?page=2)