# This year's Bulwer Lytton Award winners announced **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-bulwer-lytton-award-winners-announced/590362 "2011-07-26T05:30:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-bulwer-lytton-award-winners-announced/590362/41 "2011-08-01T02:44:12Z")
I listened to a BBC radio thingy recently about opening lines to novels, and they talked for a few minutes about Bulwer-Lytton and the contest. They talked to, I think, a grandson of his, and he’s a little irritated about the whole thing. According to him, that horrible opening line was in essence a joke. The narrator of that book was intentionally kind of a pompous windbag, so Bulwer-Lytton himself was intentionally writing a bad opening line, because that’s how his character would talk. Kind of ironic, really. Also, he was incredibly popular in his time, and quite well respected by the literary types of the era. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-bulwer-lytton-award-winners-announced/590362/42 "2011-08-01T02:56:08Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I listened to a BBC radio thingy recently about opening lines to novels, and they talked for a few minutes about Bulwer-Lytton and the contest. They talked to, I think, a grandson of his, and he’s a little irritated about the whole thing. According to him, that horrible opening line was in essence a joke. The narrator of that book was intentionally kind of a pompous windbag, so Bulwer-Lytton himself was intentionally writing a bad opening line, because that’s how his character would talk. Kind of ironic, really. > > Also, he was incredibly popular in his time, and quite well respected by the literary types of the era. Do you have any recollection of what program it was? I would love to send a link to the show or a transcript to Scott Rice, who runs the contest. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-bulwer-lytton-award-winners-announced/590362/43 "2011-08-01T15:28:48Z")
It was called “Tim Key’s Suspended Sentence”. It’s on the BBC iPlayer [here](http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0128pyh/Tim_Keys_Suspended_Sentence/), but that will only work if you’re inside the UK. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-bulwer-lytton-award-winners-announced/590362.md?page=2)